The Average Douchebag
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the guy with the average Dbag walk
Speed of 0.1 MPH
Always looks around to assert the fact that he thinks hes cool
Makes sure everyone notices him walking by
Speed of 0.1 MPH
Always looks around to assert the fact that he thinks hes cool
Makes sure everyone notices him walking by
I fear I am the average student douchebag.
I'm very loud when drunk, very hungry when stoned. I'm violent when I'm drunk, possibly as a result of sexual frustration, possibly as a result of massive amounts of beer. Or a combination of the two, which is more likely...
I steal my flatmate's food, 'cos they steal mine (the thieving cunts)
So yeah, if I was to describe myself as the average student douche, I'd be a shirt wearing, jumper wearing, vodka drinking, traffic cone stealing, loud mouthed twat.
However, when I'm back home, the average douche is your stereotypical chav. My town is a pretty liberal, hippy kinda place but somehow chavs have managed to infiltrate it.
They're not even the genuine Thatcher-spawned chavs. These guys actually choose to be chavs. They're perfectly stable middle class kids, but they act like chav cunts because they wana rebel. This makes me sad.
I'm very loud when drunk, very hungry when stoned. I'm violent when I'm drunk, possibly as a result of sexual frustration, possibly as a result of massive amounts of beer. Or a combination of the two, which is more likely...
I steal my flatmate's food, 'cos they steal mine (the thieving cunts)
So yeah, if I was to describe myself as the average student douche, I'd be a shirt wearing, jumper wearing, vodka drinking, traffic cone stealing, loud mouthed twat.
However, when I'm back home, the average douche is your stereotypical chav. My town is a pretty liberal, hippy kinda place but somehow chavs have managed to infiltrate it.
They're not even the genuine Thatcher-spawned chavs. These guys actually choose to be chavs. They're perfectly stable middle class kids, but they act like chav cunts because they wana rebel. This makes me sad.
I don't get it.Pimppeter2 said:
OT:
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Cool story bro. *Thumbs up*Pimppeter2 said:
OT: Ahh you pretty much described 'em yourself. Except for the popped collar thing. I don't think I've ever even seen someone with a popped collar. Though usually they've got one of the following:
1)Pants around their knees even with a belt
2)A baseball cap worn backwards or to the side
3)A hoodie
4)Some sort of pot paraphernalia either a bong or physical item or a marijuana leaf on their shirt/hoodie
5)Drive around all hours at night with the base on their shitty rap music turned way up
6)Some slutty looking girl clinging to their side like a magnet
7)A bandanna of some sort or dew rag
There are more of course... But I just can't think of them right now. Those are really the top ones though.
- Wears something with the words "Ed Hardy" or "South Pole" on it.
- Speaks only in African-American vernacular.
- Actively tries to fail academically.
- Discusses virtually nothing but relationships, parties, and illict substances.
- Thinks everyone else's wants and needs are irrelevant.
- Speaks only in African-American vernacular.
- Actively tries to fail academically.
- Discusses virtually nothing but relationships, parties, and illict substances.
- Thinks everyone else's wants and needs are irrelevant.
The things I use to define a douche bag are:
1. Hoodie (especially when they are oversized)
2. A cap worn at a stupid angle
3. Driving in a small car with a massive exhaust to compensate for their tiny dicks
4. Calls everyting 'gay'
5. Use words like 'lol' and 'rolf' in normal conversations
6. The people that say "I banged your mum"
7. The people that say 'I'll get my mates and we'll bang you out"
8. Thinks that it is cool to do crap in education
9. Gets into fights because they think they are 'hard'
10. Do things irrationaly wothout thinking of the consequences.
The list goes on and on.
1. Hoodie (especially when they are oversized)
2. A cap worn at a stupid angle
3. Driving in a small car with a massive exhaust to compensate for their tiny dicks
4. Calls everyting 'gay'
5. Use words like 'lol' and 'rolf' in normal conversations
6. The people that say "I banged your mum"
7. The people that say 'I'll get my mates and we'll bang you out"
8. Thinks that it is cool to do crap in education
9. Gets into fights because they think they are 'hard'
10. Do things irrationaly wothout thinking of the consequences.
The list goes on and on.
You like that trick don't you XDPimppeter2 said:
I the average douche here would be the rugby loving binge drinking culture I have to put up with.