The award goes to ....

[Corpse XxX]

If you could give yourself or someone you know an award, be it a real or made up award, to show everyone your/their best or worst qualities.
What kind of award would it be?

Personally i would nominee myself for "Managing to drink 16 beers, and half a bottle tequila, still standing on his feet" award

Because the Nobel peace price seems out of reach for me..

No thank you speeches needed, unless if you really want to

 

[Sketchy]

Surely I'd get the "Truely Awesome" award?

I mean, I am truely awesome.

Seriously though, I'd get the, "Spends Way To Much Time On His Computer" award.

But then again, wouldn't we all?

 

[Hippobatman]

I was appointed "most wannabe macho 2006" at my Christmas prom. Got a nice ribbon and all.
Among others, there was the "The year's n00b" and "Most vain/shallow".

 

[TwistedEllipses]

And the award for 'least added to a topic of any worth' goes to...

ME!

...Oh my God this is just so unexpected! *crying*...you'll have to forgive me I've forgotten the other nominations...ANGELINA! oh course!

 

[ShadeOfRed]

The 'This is Some Kind of Award' Award. I wouldn't know, but just having that would make me feel all special and whatnot.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Surely I'd get the "Truely Awesome" award?

I mean, I am truely awesome.

Seriously though, I'd get the, "Spends Way To Much Time On His Computer" award.

But then again, wouldn't we all?

Hey. We're both nominated for the "Spends Way To Much Time On The Computer" award? Awesome. LOL
I'd probably get the most "Sarcastic Bastard on Xbox Live" Award. All my friends say that I'm very funny when I'm sarcastic. Hell, even some random people on TF2 find me funny due to my ways.

 

[Combined]

Please use "You" instead of "u". We have standards here, you know.

Other than that, "Most Civilian Beatings that resulted in Deaths" Award. As well as "Combine Award for Making Citizens Pick up the Can quite Often".

 

[Corpse XxX]

Surely I'd get the "Truely Awesome" award?

I mean, I am truely awesome.

Seriously though, I'd get the, "Spends Way To Much Time On His Computer" award.

But then again, wouldn't we all?

"Spends Way To Much Time On His Computer" award.

This is an award we would all get, but nobody would really wanna have.. lol

 

[fix-the-spade]

The U bend award: Given to anyone who uses the letter U when the word the are actually looking for is You, especially when they have already demonstrated awareness of this by using You earlier in their sentence.
The prize is being drowned in a toilet.

The thank you speech would go like this:
"Oh hey what's this an award well how nice wait what are you OH MY GOD LET ME GO mmmmbmbmbbbbblubububb..."

 

[Corpse XxX]

The U bend award: Given to anyone who uses the letter U when the word the are actually looking for is You, especially when they have already demonstrated awareness of this by using You earlier in their sentence.
The prize is being drowned in a toilet.

The thank you speech would go like this:
"Oh hey what's this an award well how nice wait what are you OH MY GOD LET ME GO mmmmbmbmbbbbblubububb..."

Keep your nickers on mate, its been changed.. All now beeing "you"..

But on the other hand you nominated yourself for the "Sarcastic besserwisser" award..

 

[Sketchy]

Surely I'd get the "Truely Awesome" award?

I mean, I am truely awesome.

Seriously though, I'd get the, "Spends Way To Much Time On His Computer" award.

But then again, wouldn't we all?

Hey. We're both nominated for the "Spends Way To Much Time On The Computer" award? Awesome. LOL
I'd probably get the most "Sarcastic Bastard on Xbox Live" Award. All my friends say that I'm very funny when I'm sarcastic. Hell, even some random people on TF2 find me funny due to my ways.

Wow, I would also be nominated for the sarcastic bastard award, but not just on Xbox Live. I'm a smart arse all the time. Plenty of people seem to find it humourous though.

 

[fix-the-spade]

But on the other hand you nominated yourself for the "Sarcastic besserwisser" award..

Thanks, I had to Google besserwisser but thanks all the same.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Surely I'd get the "Truely Awesome" award?

I mean, I am truely awesome.

Seriously though, I'd get the, "Spends Way To Much Time On His Computer" award.

But then again, wouldn't we all?

Hey. We're both nominated for the "Spends Way To Much Time On The Computer" award? Awesome. LOL
I'd probably get the most "Sarcastic Bastard on Xbox Live" Award. All my friends say that I'm very funny when I'm sarcastic. Hell, even some random people on TF2 find me funny due to my ways.

Wow, I would also be nominated for the sarcastic bastard award, but not just on Xbox Live. I'm a smart arse all the time. Plenty of people seem to find it humourous though.

It's awesome to be a sarcastic bastard no? Oh well. Best of luck to the winner lol

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

I nominate myself for the "What was that guy studying/ chosen profession again?"

Without fail, I have to explain at least three or four times what I actually do at uni and where I'm actually going with my qualification.

 

[asamoah19]

I nominate myself for the "finally award" in recognition of spending the past 5 years trying to decided what I want to do with my life, until finally realising my future would be in computing.

I also got given an award for "bringing a new meaning to the term distance learning" when I left Sixth Form for Uni, due to the fact I had dismal attendance record, i did not once attending a General Studies lesson and I still passed all my Alevels with flying colours!