The awesomest, most over the top, coolest way to die!

[Deef]

Enlighten us on what you think would be the amazingest looking death imaginable, like 10 billion dollar special effects budget amazing.

Mine is:
I'm jumping out of a plane, because I'm skydiving, when I pull the cord I don't get a parachute, instead I get a live crockodile. I wrestle this crockodile in mid-air while I fall into an active volcano, which is sinking into the ground. At the center of the volcano right below me is a giant bloodthirsty bear and it grabs me and the crockodile and mashes us into pulp, which it roasts in the lava and eats.

EDIT: Due to popular demand, I am also playing a sick guitar solo.

 

[TaborMallory]

The most awesome death involves blood and thunder.

 

[Sewblon]

Watching a video of myself, watching a video of myself forever so that the universe implodes.

 

[ConnorCool]

Falling from a burning zeppelin onto a 'celebrity.' Paris Hilton is what I would aim for.

 

[CosmicGrenade]

Enlighten us on what you think would be the amazingest looking death imaginable, like 10 billion dollar special effects budget amazing.

Mine is:
I'm jumping out of a plane, because I'm skydiving, when I pull the cord I don't get a parachute, instead I get a live crockodile. I wrestle this crockodile in mid-air while I fall into an active volcano, which is sinking into the ground. At the center of the volcano right below me is a giant bloodthirsty bear and it grabs me and the crockodile and mashes us into pulp, which it roasts in the lava and eats.

isn't that something from red dwarf? the part with the jump and croc? the one with Ace Rimmer 'Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast'

 

[Deef]

Enlighten us on what you think would be the amazingest looking death imaginable, like 10 billion dollar special effects budget amazing.

Mine is:
I'm jumping out of a plane, because I'm skydiving, when I pull the cord I don't get a parachute, instead I get a live crockodile. I wrestle this crockodile in mid-air while I fall into an active volcano, which is sinking into the ground. At the center of the volcano right below me is a giant bloodthirsty bear and it grabs me and the crockodile and mashes us into pulp, which it roasts in the lava and eats.

isn't that something from red dwarf? the part with the jump and croc? the one with Ace Rimmer 'Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast'

No in that one they don't have any parachutes so he somehow flies an alligator, although I do see the similarity.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Either of these:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
Would love the newspaper headline for the second one: Death by Exploding Head!

 

[Trivun]

Enlighten us on what you think would be the amazingest looking death imaginable, like 10 billion dollar special effects budget amazing.

Mine is:
I'm jumping out of a plane, because I'm skydiving, when I pull the cord I don't get a parachute, instead I get a live crockodile. I wrestle this crockodile in mid-air while I fall into an active volcano, which is sinking into the ground. At the center of the volcano right below me is a giant bloodthirsty bear and it grabs me and the crockodile and mashes us into pulp, which it roasts in the lava and eats.

You are made of win. And epic. You have achieved true Poniosity, methinks...

That said, I'm not exactly creative like that (in other ways yes, but not when it comes to death scenarios...). Anything involving vampires (preferable a sexy female red/black haired Irish one ;D) would be pretty cool. Otherwise, apart from the pain of the SPLAT! when I hit the ground, probably Sheogorath-whacking...

 

[CosmicGrenade]

Enlighten us on what you think would be the amazingest looking death imaginable, like 10 billion dollar special effects budget amazing.

Mine is:
I'm jumping out of a plane, because I'm skydiving, when I pull the cord I don't get a parachute, instead I get a live crockodile. I wrestle this crockodile in mid-air while I fall into an active volcano, which is sinking into the ground. At the center of the volcano right below me is a giant bloodthirsty bear and it grabs me and the crockodile and mashes us into pulp, which it roasts in the lava and eats.

isn't that something from red dwarf? the part with the jump and croc? the one with Ace Rimmer 'Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast'

No in that one they don't have any parachutes so he somehow flies an alligator, although I do see the similarity.

It lands on hitler don't it?

But mine would be something like trying to kill a big ass monster after alot of running and gunning then finding out got no ammo and the monster needs a crap and it does it over my hiding place >< it would be 'bigger then king kong's first dump of the day'

 

[Vek]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Being smothered to death by my own personal harem.

 

[Caliostro]

In an explosion of pure awesome.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

This is how I want to die, causing the end of the world.

 

[CosmicGrenade]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

sounds like the labour party over here in england with the budget they just did

 

[kickin wiing]

I would be casually walking down the street when I feel a sharp pain in my back and chest. I look down to see an arrow sticking trough me. I turn around to see a Native American man on a great white horse with a bow in his hand. I silently mouth the word "why?" as I fall to my knees. He just stares and nods his head. I turn over on my back and die.

Yeah, that would do just fine.

 

[Deef]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

What could you possibly have eaten to do that?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Floating in space in an escape pod, you see earth in front of you. You see your oxygen is low, and will run out in several minutes. You have in your hand a button, if pressed, it will detonate every nuclear device on earth. You gaze at earth for the last time. You press the button. As you begin to suffocate and lose consciousness, you see a massive, blinding light where earth once was.

That is how to die.

 

[CliveMurdoc626]

Hurling your naked self out of a airplane at the highest possible altitude and landing ass crack first on a sunbathers face.