The awesomest, most over the top, coolest way to die!

[Rascarin]

Straddling a Nuclear Missile as it falls toward the earth, playing Stairway to Heaven the whole way down, and landing on Miley Cyrus's face.

 

[CosmicGrenade]

Or another way to go.....
A toilet/airlock malfunction on a space station killing all on board

 

[Deef]

Straddling a Nuclear Missile as it falls toward the earth, playing Stairway to Heaven the whole way down, and landing on Miley Cyrus's face.

You'd be remembered as a hero of the human race.

 

[CosmicGrenade]

Straddling a Nuclear Missile as it falls toward the earth, playing Stairway to Heaven the whole way down, and landing on Miley Cyrus's face.

Other ways known as 'Dr. Strangelove' or 'How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Floating in space in an escape pod, you see earth in front of you. You see your oxygen is low, and will run out in several minutes. You have in your hand a button, if pressed, it will detonate every nuclear device on earth. You gaze at earth for the last time. You press the button. As you begin to suffocate and lose consciousness, you see a massive, blinding light where earth once was.

That is how to die.

I was going to say mistake salt for sugar and pour a whole shaker of sodium chloride into my cereal,but that works,too!

 

[Toranilor]

I'd like to instantly and violently convert all my mass into energy. While standing in a Twilight/Miley Cyrus/all that other disney crap fan festival. Massive explosion AND rid the world of those bastards.

 

[ui264]

A painful death by sporks.

 

[CosmicGrenade]

I'd like to instantly and violently convert all my mass into energy. While standing in a Twilight/Miley Cyrus/all that other disney crap fan festival. Massive explosion AND rid the world of those bastards.

well a mars bar has enought energy to blow the world up, i think you should also drink about 8 gallons of Irn-Bru you could take out most of the the milkyway

 

[A random person]

Killing all of Disney's teenyboppers, Paris Hilton, the WWASP people, fox news, and the Southern Baptist Convention with theoretical physics alongside Bruce Lee, playing Stairway to Heaven like Rascarin along with other awesome rock songs, and sacrificing myself to defeat demon Ann Coulter with the power of friendship, love, rock, and antimatter.

Or is the killing Disney and others part nonsequential and therefore cannot be part of my death?

Edit: Death revision: Scratch my death, that was dumb, I'll just kill those people in an antimatter explosion by playing a rocking guitar solo.

 

[Moraki]

Use The G-Vires And Get Killed By A Rookie Cop

 

[GodsOneMistake]

As I've said before: Taking everyone with me.

It's good to know you'll be thinking about me when you pass away Max lol

 

[Deef]

Killing all of Disney's teenyboppers, Paris Hilton, the WWASP people, fox news, and the Southern Baptist Convention with theoretical physics alongside Bruce Lee, playing Stairway to Heaven like Rascarin along with other awesome rock songs, and sacrificing myself to defeat demon Ann Coulter with the power of friendship, love, rock, and antimatter.

Or is the killing Disney and others part nonsequential and therefore cannot be part of my death?

Well under normal circumstances no, but this is Disney we're talking about so I'll let that slide.

 

[Chiefmon]

To die saving an innocent little kitten.

(insert cute LOL CAT picture here)

 

[DJ Lord Destructocon]

During an epic guitar duel against Darth Vader (I'm talking full out black suit funny breathing noises Vader, not the pussy from the prequels) in the subterranean levels of one of the moons of Jupiter, in a last ditch attempt to save the world from the horrors he would unleash, I use a special connecting device fashioned by MacGyver from two coke cans and some play-dough, i channel my pure essence into the guitar which causes it to unleash the greatest solo ever played and explode so that from Osama bin Laden's cave, if you looked up at the stars, there would be a giant cloud in the shape of a middle finger.

yeah, that could work.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

What could you possibly have eaten to do that?

Egg Salade Sadwich from a space truck stop (5 points and a cookie who gets what the truck stop thing is from)

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

What could you possibly have eaten to do that?

Egg Salade Sadwich from a space truck stop (5 points and a cookie who gets what the truck stop thing is from)

was it from the Cosby show "wink"

Not even close

 

[CosmicGrenade]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

What could you possibly have eaten to do that?

Egg Salade Sadwich from a space truck stop (5 points and a cookie who gets what the truck stop thing is from)

was it from the Cosby show "wink"

I was thinking futurama
or
spaceballs

 

[MrNades]

Naked Girl avalanche, what else.

 

[Deef]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

What could you possibly have eaten to do that?

Egg Salade Sadwich from a space truck stop (5 points and a cookie who gets what the truck stop thing is from)

Futurama, the episode with the worms.
I <3 COOKIES!