The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Spoiler: snip

I'm a Novinist.

What's that?

*Cracks knuckles*

I believe in five gods. Three main gods and two hidden gods.

First goddess is the most important one. Luna, the graceful lover. She controls all of life, love, beauty, the moon, and all that good stuff. She's a beautiful woman clothed in a shining scroll.

Second god is Anubis, the judge and jury. He controls death, wisdom, power, and space. If you don't know what he looks like... Look it up.

Third is Rose, the *****-Queen. She is evil and controls pain, torture, and evil. She looks like a sexy women clothed in black leather made from the skin of orphans and the poor.

The other two are the Bound One and the Impostor.

Each of the five have a vassal. In order, Nova, Daughter of stars, Shadow-Walker, bringer of death, Scarlett, the Coward, the Stone priest, and the Authority.

That'd be the Anubis from Egyptian mythology right?

While I don't really believe in anything, I do find the idea that sentient life is basically the manifestation of the universe trying to figure itself out rather appealing.

 

[X10J]

Banned for being a butler, you did it.

 

[mParadox]

Banned because I'm off now.

Bye bye! *hugs corset tight*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Spoiler: snip

I'm a Novinist.

What's that?

*Cracks knuckles*

I believe in five gods. Three main gods and two hidden gods.

First goddess is the most important one. Luna, the graceful lover. She controls all of life, love, beauty, the moon, and all that good stuff. She's a beautiful woman clothed in a shining scroll.

Second god is Anubis, the judge and jury. He controls death, wisdom, power, and space. If you don't know what he looks like... Look it up.

Third is Rose, the *****-Queen. She is evil and controls pain, torture, and evil. She looks like a sexy women clothed in black leather made from the skin of orphans and the poor.

The other two are the Bound One and the Impostor.

Each of the five have a vassal. In order, Nova, Daughter of stars, Shadow-Walker, bringer of death, Scarlett, the Coward, the Stone priest, and the Authority.

That'd be the Anubis from Egyptian mythology right?

While I don't really believe in anything, I do find the idea that sentient life is basically the manifestation of the universe trying to figure itself out rather appealing.

Hee, hee... Yeah... That Anubis... Also... It's symbols are all eyes. I made it because I couldn't find one I liked...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Hee, hee... Yeah... That Anubis... Also... It's symbols are all eyes. I made it because I couldn't find one I liked...

Any particular reason for using eyes as symbols?

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Hee, hee... Yeah... That Anubis... Also... It's symbols are all eyes. I made it because I couldn't find one I liked...

Any particular reason for using eyes as symbols?

I like eyes... They're the first thing I notice about people and that's one thing I can draw well. It's also simple, easy to understand, and most striking.

I like eyes. Don't ruin that for me.

So... That's Novinity in a nutshell.

 

[X10J]

Banned for looking adorable when confused.

NINJA!.

Banned for recending a compliment.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Today, I went to get a condom because my girlfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Hee, hee... Yeah... That Anubis... Also... It's symbols are all eyes. I made it because I couldn't find one I liked...

Any particular reason for using eyes as symbols?

I like eyes... They're the first thing I notice about people and that's one thing I can draw well. It's also simple, easy to understand, and most striking.

I like eyes. Don't ruin that for me.

So... That's Novinity in a nutshell.

Oh, I wouldn't ruin eyes for you.
I like eyes. Especially grey eyes.
And green as second.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

Hey! I have one! Sigh...

Oh, I wouldn't ruin eyes for you.
I like eyes. Especially grey eyes.
And green as second.

I'm saying that to everyone else... And thanks!

 

[Solo-Wing]

Today, I was at my girlfriends house with just me and her. Things began to get heated and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm saying that to everyone else... And thanks!

*bows* Still just speaking my mind.
I like unusual eye colours. My own actually varies slightly.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

I'm saying that to everyone else... And thanks!

*bows* Still just speaking my mind.
I like unusual eye colours. My own actually varies slightly.

Same here... Mine's grey on rainy days sometimes.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Same here... Mine's grey on rainy days sometimes.

Mine varies between steel grey and light blue. Most of the time they're grey with a blue tint.

Sort of like bare steel with a thin coat of ice I guess.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Same here... Mine's grey on rainy days sometimes.

Mine varies between steel grey and light blue. Most of the time they're grey with a blue tint.

Sort of like bare steel with a thin coat of ice I guess.

Mine's a dark emerald green normally and a very... Cat's grey sometimes. I don't know how to explain it.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

 

[X10J]

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

Banned for an inapropriate reaction.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Mine's a dark emerald green normally and a very... Cat's grey sometimes. I don't know how to explain it.

So... your eyes vary between my two favorite eyecolours.
[sub]"You will find your perfect woman, and she will be a lesbian." Yes indeed[/sub]

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

Banned for an inapropriate reaction.

... Hey... When I wake up scared I flail... I can understand.

 

[X10J]

Mine's a dark emerald green normally and a very... Cat's grey sometimes. I don't know how to explain it.

So... your eyes vary between my two favorite eyecolours.
[sub]"You will find your perfect woman, and she will be a lesbian." Yes indeed[/sub]

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