The Ban game

[Eumersian]

You should take away his coffee.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm too busy sobbing over how Nikki hates me.

*Still sobbing*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

And I can't? I feel so stupid for ever wanting your affection. I'll go cry now. I hope you don't mind. No, that low muffled noise is just me sobbing. Don't bother checking. I know you never cared about me anyway.

*Sobs*

Awwww! *hugs*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You should take away his coffee.

D:
[sub]Sowwy! =/[/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

And I can't? I feel so stupid for ever wanting your affection. I'll go cry now. I hope you don't mind. No, that low muffled noise is just me sobbing. Don't bother checking. I know you never cared about me anyway.

*Sobs*

Awwww! *hugs*

*Is hugged*

Thanks, Nikki?

*Sobbing gets quieter, but still continues because I have a lot of problems and just need a shoulder to cry on sometimes*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

And I can't? I feel so stupid for ever wanting your affection. I'll go cry now. I hope you don't mind. No, that low muffled noise is just me sobbing. Don't bother checking. I know you never cared about me anyway.

*Sobs*

Awwww! *hugs*

*Is hugged*

Thanks, Nikki?

*Sobbing gets quieter, but still continues because I have a lot of problems and just need a shoulder to cry on sometimes*

*pats back, kisses head* Shhh...

 

[springheeljack]

Banned its all surreal

 

[Eumersian]

And I can't? I feel so stupid for ever wanting your affection. I'll go cry now. I hope you don't mind. No, that low muffled noise is just me sobbing. Don't bother checking. I know you never cared about me anyway.

*Sobs*

Awwww! *hugs*

*Is hugged*

Thanks, Nikki?

*Sobbing gets quieter, but still continues because I have a lot of problems and just need a shoulder to cry on sometimes*

*pats back, kisses head* Shhh...

*Continues hugging/sobbing*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because unless I see banning... I'm going to kill... myself.

You don't have to do that... I'm sure they'll start... Soon.

 

[springheeljack]

Banned for being desensitized

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because there's more to it than that. Just wait. This punchline is going to be hilarious.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for making the worst punchline ever.
*Disapproving look*

EDIT: Oh, I forgot. I'm sad and getting consoled by Nikki. Hooray!
*Sobs, and receives hugs from Nikki*

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for being disappointed.

 

[springheeljack]

Banned for not expecting much

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because *shoots self*

Awwww... Let's not do that.

 

[Eumersian]

Somebody get Dark an ambulance. He deserves to die in a clean establishment.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because you deserve to reincarnate in a clean establishment.

Don't worry, I know some people. I can pull some strings, maybe get you a good room.

 

[Eumersian]

*Continues sobbing*

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because what's wrong?

I became under the impression that Nikki hated me. Then she hugged me and made me feel a bit better. Now I'm just attention-starved and need Nikki to snuggle with me again.

You know, lonely guy stuff.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I should probably go to bed now. 2:30 AM and all that. I'll hope for some dreams about Nikki tonight. I hope you don't mind, Nikki. Remember, I'll be gentle?
[sup]at first.[/sup]

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because I should probably go to bed now. 2:30 AM and all that. I'll hope for some dreams about Nikki tonight. I hope you don't mind, Nikki. Remember, I'll be gentle?
[sup]at first.[/sup]

Night...

*Punch to face*