The Ban game

[ShockValue]

Banned for wasting coffee.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for wasting coffee.

Pfft.
It's not 'wasting'. It's what keeps the Admiral alive.

The rest of you weaklings need sleep, food and water. I need only coffee.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for running on caffeine only.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I was totally not planning to assassinate him.

Also, the prime minister of Sweden is very disappointed in you.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for making Fredrik Reinfeldt sad.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for needing more practice.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for being correct. Just check my profile page.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for not having a monocle.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned because I want to ban you.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for wanting to do so.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned because I want to do so many things to you.

Banned because it ain't happening son.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for all that jank that is in at where that in.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for wanting to sleep with certain users.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for all that jank that is in at where that in.

Banned for what?

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for being Dark.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not saluting.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for all that jank that is in at where that in.

Banned for what?

Banned because there's an emergency! I don't know how to de-static my hair! I've got a gig in like, 20 minutes!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for being a musician maybe.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned because you will.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for still not being a higher caliber than at the most .357.