The Ban game

[The Clown]

Banned because I'm cold.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for getting cold.

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for hogging the blanket.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for eating the blanket.

 

[The Clown]

Banned foe being the blanket.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for not using a Snuggie.

The Snuggie is a *stops*

You guys want a snuggie?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for trying to sell/advertise Snuggies on the Escapist.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because snuggies are Shit. Why would I advertise or sell one. Ever?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for not standing by your product.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for sitting on his product.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for sitting on his head and snapping his neck.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for several confidential reasons.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because this goes beyond 'Confidential'.
Double banned bacause this goes beyond 'Top Secret'.
Triple banned because this is Super-duper-mega-giga-terra-centi-deci-UBER-awesomely Secret

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Covertly banned and quietly shipped off to an undisclosed Pacific island.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for burning the pizza!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because I escaped, and now I'm BACK FOR ROUD TWO MUTHAS!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for escaping.

 

[i don't know]

Banned for failing to notice that this is the "ESCAPE"ist. I know that's not the definition, shut up!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Clarification: Banned for escaping from my lair of evil.

OT: Banned for trying to correct me.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for, once again, being just awful...