The Ban game

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for calling Nikki undead.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for [sub]Brains....[/sub]

[sub]One of us... One of us... One of us...[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for proving me correct!

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

*Attacking Redlin*
[sub]BRAINS![/sub]

(Banned for starting the zombie apocalypse!)

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell curing Nikki of the zombie plague.*

Banned for eating someone's brains.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for not knowing that that was but one of my pawns!

*Thousands of Nikki zombies arise*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for starting a Nikkiocalpse.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for not knowing I'm Chaotically Lawful Evil!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for claiming an alignment that can't possibly exist!

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because I'm going by AD&D rules where it can! Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned because AD&D was abandoned decades ago. And 4.0 is shit... so its 3.5 or Pathfinder.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Pathfinder...
Banned because AD&D was THE shit!

(My THAC0 is -10)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned because 3.5 was at least reasonable possible to get the hang of.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

But all I need to do is roll my d20 then do some calculus and finish it off with a bit of trigonometry! That's not including movement and such.
Banned for hating math.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for banning me for hating math. I don't want to have to understand calculus and trig just to walk across the bloody room! I want to just have FUN... or to tell a story with my campaigns... I don't want overly complex systems getting in the way!

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for wanting simplicity! I love complex stuff! (I do 4 dimensional Rubik's cubes for fun.)

 

[Sacman]

Banned for being too damn cute...<.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for being in the original Sacman format.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned because
1. I don't mind complexity as long as it actually serves a purpose. I hate complexity for complexity's sake.

2. a 4-dimensional Rubix cube is impossible. We can't manipulate time yet.

EDIT
The two posters above me are both banned for being dirty ninjas.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for "Haha, I ninja'd you... I think.".