The Ban game

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for questioning my authority!

 

[Benn_Walden]

Banned for assuming authority.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for having a username that begins with a word that rhymes with "Ban" (sort of)... and for having a Voldemort wannabe as an avatar.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for trying to be a Na'vi and failing miserably.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for being a part time troll.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for being a fulltime spammer.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Time for another double-ban!

Heart of Darkness was banned for perpuating the belief that I am a Na'vi or a smurf.

Scde 2 is banned for more or less STARTING this misconception, you'll be hearing from... damn it... Legal Smurf... yeah... he was the only lawyer I could afford on such short notice...

EDIT:
Make that a triple...
The above user was banned for ninja'ing me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for making ban limits up.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Bannd for laying made-up bannable offenses down.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for being a hypocrite.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Banned for not explaining that.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for needing an explanation written out in a haiku.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for many things,
But has never once before
Been banned in haiku.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for crappy haiku.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for being a bigger troll than the troll.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for having a goofy looking avatar.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for making Houdini posts.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned to avoid the approaching zombie horde.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for partaking in ritualistic sacrifice a la Children of the Corn.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for a typo... it was a ritualistic sacrifice a la "Esoteric Order of Dagon".