The Ban game

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for having yellow eyes.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for hiding a pen in your underwear.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for hiding a dog-eared copy of "My Triumphs My Mistakes" in your hat.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Hey it's a great book to read before going to bed.
Puts you right asleep.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for using the works of Plato as heating.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey it's a great book to read before going to bed.
Puts you right asleep.

And... you wrote in it... mostly variations of "Good point" and "True that".

OT:
Banned for smoking the Heart of Darkness.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not heating his house. At all.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for using hamster-powered fans as air conditioning.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for giving the Matrix an STD.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for giving his mother a fatal virus, causing her to shut down.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for living online...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for also living online.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for living life on the rails of the third type!

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for living in the sewage system! Sorry...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for looking so frightened. What's wrong?

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because I'm excited not scared!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Unbanned for... I'm sorry.

Go ahead and hit me if you want.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for leaving yourself open for attack.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

*light tap* Ow... My wrist...
Banned for being too solid... And for getting in my way...

 

[Solo-Wing]

Banned for having a hurt wrist.