The Ban game

[Eumersian]

Banned because here's how it happened:

I was freebasing my heroin right? Then I had to adjust the clamp to get the goods further from the fire. Needless to say (I was high on crack at the time), I slipped, and the whole rig fell over. I managed to put out some of the larger immediate fire, but the fall caused some really hot droplets to get on my and my roommate's sheets. About 2 minutes later, they were raging with fire, so the alarm went off. When they found out what I was doing, I was immediately arrested.

Luckily, they didn't find my stash of PCP anywhere.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for the lies Stephen!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for the leis!

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for Weis... Damn them... They suck!

[sub]For those of you that don't know... Supermarket... Worked there and it sucked...[/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for making obscure references to things! Stop it! You're scaring the children.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for not making obscure references and thinking of children!

 

[Dango]

Banned for being a master of topography.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for too much thumbs up.

 

[Dango]

Banned for too much evil beard.

 

[Sacman]

Banned for not liking the Butthole Surfers...<.<

 

[Dango]

Banned for letting someone else go on his Steam account and confuzzle me.

 

[Sacman]

Sorry about that I'm letting one of my friends on right now...<.<

Banned for getting confuzzled...<.<

 

[Dango]

Banned because that friend said that he wanted your number or something and it made me even more confuzzled!

 

[Sacman]

Banned for talking to one of my meatspace friends...<.<

 

[Dango]

Banned because "meatspace friend" sounds horribly wrong.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I think that's the point?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for getting arrested so easily.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Banned for experience with said events

 

[Voodoomancer]

Banned for having more XP than me.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for roleplaying a little too much.