The Ban game

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for not letting me sleep.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for not making me immortal.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for not doing it yourself!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for not giving me the instruction manual for making myself immortal.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for doubting my future immortality.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for...not doing my homework for me.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for not keeping me focused on food.

Wait...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for not just going to the supermarket for a soul. I hear they sell them pretty cheap there.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for quickly becoming terrifying. O_O'

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for...uh...hey look! There goes some asshole walking down the street!

*grabs poor asshole and presents him to Dark*

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for making me watch you eat. o.o

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned for not giving me my reward yet.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because I want your wallet.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Banned because there's nothing worthwhile in my wallet. o.o

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for lying to me... But there are souls at supermarkerts... YOU! Mortal! Lead me to the supermarket... or I'll just take yours.

Banned because obviously you haven't been to a supermarket in R'lyeh or Tartarus!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for only visiting the old part of R'lyeh!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for visiting the new section before it was finished!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for thinking I forgot, you just never got to see the finished new section!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for not knowing every building in the new section has it's own torture chamber!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for not realizing the entire purpose of this post is to ban you!