The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for thinking I weren't.
I bet I've been a cynic longer than you.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for... What is this Deimos? It seems interesting...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not knowing that "noon" and "dinner" is the same word in swedish.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for wasting a finite part of my infinite amount of time!

@Spectar:
Ah...
You're writing a novel?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for obviously not being aware of what I'm doing right now!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for having a date with Rosie Palms [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ADateWithRosiePalms].

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for having a date with Lady Luck. She then ties you to the bed and steals you wallet. Way to go.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for calling yourself "Lady Luck".

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for having a date with Rosie Palms [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ADateWithRosiePalms].

Banned because that's scheduled for later...
Actually I was playing Pokemon Black...

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for playing with a pokemans.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for "playing with your pokeman."

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for not closing the quotes.

It's eating my brain!!!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for being wrong.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for edits!

You fool! What have you done?!?!?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for a reason which can only be stopped by getting an avatar!

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for making fun of me again!

My feelings, they hurt?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for letting your feelings get crushed under my boot along with your hopes, dreams and skull!

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for being addicted to snorting coke.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for snorting cake.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because black forest cake is nothing to be ashamed of.