The Ban game

[Eumersian]

Banned for not appreciating my manliness.

Jesus won't hurt you, girl?

I don't believe in jesus... I think he was a bad guy... And you're not that manly...

I am plenty manly. And Jesus was cool. Like that time when he fought the dragon!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for losing the race.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for thinking Jesus is the only one who can grow a beard. Or is the only one who looks good in a beard. Or that anyone who grows a beard automatically looks like Jesus.

My friends call me Jesus. No joke.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

I don't like him... He goes against me beliefs.

Like a polytheology...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for making up words!

 

[Eumersian]

@Nikki: Jesus was all about living and letting live, no matter your beliefs. Even if you won't have sex with me.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Polytheistic... Whatever...

I don't like organized religions...

They're bad.

 

[Eumersian]

But Jesus doesn't hate you, so why hate him?

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Because it is my vow... I will oppose all religions except my own!

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for having a hard exterior, when all you want is to be loved by me. Hard.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for getting us lost!

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for having a hard exterior, when all you want is to be loved by me. Hard.

I'm actually soft and sensitive... And don't like it rough.

Banned for being religionist!

I don't persecute people as long as they don't bring it up... Or push it on me.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for having a hard exterior, when all you want is to be loved by me. Hard.

I'm actually soft and sensitive... And don't like it rough.

Yes you do.



*Gets lotion*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for trying to turn this thread into something with sex appeal.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Yes you do.



*Gets lotion*

No. I don't. And no. No sticky, disgusting lotion. EW!

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for trying to turn this thread into something with sex appeal.

Banned because you haven't lived until you've seen my antics first-hand.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for claiming I haven't lived!

 

[Eumersian]

Yes you do.



*Gets lotion*

No. I don't. And no. No sticky, disgusting lotion. EW!

C'mon, girl. Relax and enjoy the ride.

*Puts on this tune

Spoiler

*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

C'mon, girl. Relax and enjoy the ride.

*Puts on this tune

Spoiler

*

No. Go away. You have angered me.

 

[Eumersian]

Sorry, I didn't mean it.