The Ban game

[Eumersian]

Banned because I will blame whoever I so choose.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for calling in the fleet to destroy a single zergling.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I've done that for single drone.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for being useless at killing zerg.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because that drone could have turned into another hatch, and it would've been all over for me. Gotta be forceful.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for attempting to kill Zerg with rotten bananas.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for killing Toss with a 6 pool.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Banned because I will wipe you out with an army of fully loaded Carriers. Led by a Mothership. And recall on a huge group of zealots.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for using strategies that are, as defined by myself, totally lame.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for building a second Orbital Command at 14 supply.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I would give my left testicle to play like ClouD.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Banned for having "Coolest Avatar Ever"...yeah

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for, do you watch TotalBiscuit's casts too?

 

[Eumersian]

I do, yes. In fact, I think you led me to him.

So, bonus points.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Remember ActionJesus?

 

[Eumersian]

I do not.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The guy who 6-pooled three games in a row in a top tier tournament.
He lost sadly, therefore I ban you.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because, watch When Cheese Fails #5. 6 pools don't work in high leagues.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because he got to the semifinals with it.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because that's rather unfortunate.