The Ban game

[Eumersian]

Banned because I had no intention of going meta.

 

[Dango]

Banned because I've got nothing to ban them for.

Edit: Except for being a ninja.

 

[cryogeist]

Banned for being ninjad

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for being nowhere but over there.

 

[Dango]

Banned for being really really ridiculously good looking.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for refusing to give up the funk or even tell us what it is.

EDIT:

Banned for filling my head with disturbing images of what your avatar is doing.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for not knowing "da funk".

 

[Dango]

Banned for not understanding the concept of love.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for not understanding the Wheel of Fate.

 

[Dango]

Banned because for not looking to and then shaping da future.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for being stuck in "da past".

 

[cryogeist]

Banned for talking like that >_>

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for having macaroni in your beard.

 

[cryogeist]

Banned because i dont even have a beard

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because you don't have any punctuation either.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for defying the Dr. Beardface model.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because my beard is plenty adequate for most situations, save anti-beard rallies.

 

[Dango]

Banned because it's also not suitable for pro-moustache rallies.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I would give my left testicle to get one of those Teddy Roosevelt moustaches.

 

[Dango]

Banned because I prefer the Indigo Montoya moustache.