The Beard Thread
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I can't grow a beard yet; but holy smokes do I want to. I can't even grow one of those ugly teenager fluff-stubble moustaches. I'm seventeen, I think it's time I can get more hair on my face than on my belly.
To be fair, I do have 2 or 3 mms of semi-stubble on the bottom of my chin, but I shave that away, because trying to grow a beard when all I can manage is a silly excuse for a teen-stache is just ridiculous.
To be fair, I do have 2 or 3 mms of semi-stubble on the bottom of my chin, but I shave that away, because trying to grow a beard when all I can manage is a silly excuse for a teen-stache is just ridiculous.
Mines currently regrowing - And I feel ashamed to post a pic of it...But here's a photo of it shortly before I buzzed it down (with extra can't be arsed keeping it tidy beardage)
Bloody job interviews making me have to look presentable
Bloody job interviews making me have to look presentable
You look like Jessie from the first episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer with a beard7moreDead said:Mines currently regrowing - And I feel ashamed to post a pic of it...But here's a photo of it shortly before I buzzed it down (with extra can't be arsed keeping it tidy beardage)
Bloody job interviews making me have to look presentable
Muttonchops, they break the scale.
My dad has an entire folder of pictures of beards, and the hierarchy of beards.
My dad has an entire folder of pictures of beards, and the hierarchy of beards.
Now show us a pic of you screaming and post "THIS IS SPARTA!"7moreDead said:Mines currently regrowing - And I feel ashamed to post a pic of it...But here's a photo of it shortly before I buzzed it down (with extra can't be arsed keeping it tidy beardage)
Bloody job interviews making me have to look presentable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxJKytm_mHU
screwattacks top ten manliest beards in gaming
some day i'll have a beard thats in this list
screwattacks top ten manliest beards in gaming
some day i'll have a beard thats in this list
Mine is a zero. Beards suck, nobody finds them attractive. INB4 some three year old chuck norris joke that The Escapist community only just caught on to.
@McWeirdo: That is a monkbeard if I've ever seen one.
@ethaninja: That too is shaolin iron wool. Does your job become more lenient towards it? I've had to work in freezing conditions and it helps out.
@StBishop: Going the wizard look? Interesting factoid, the man with the longest recorded beard, a now deceased Norway fellow by the name Hans Langseth, grew one out to 17.5 feet long. Are you Norwegian?
@SimuLord: You need tell your wife that you're a love machine, and don't work for nobody but her. Often.
Reactions from women are very polarizing with beards. They either love them or hate them. Within this 50/50 effect, I find the idea of being a sleek, androgynous male slightly creepier than, say, driving a van with barbed wire and bloody panties inside it. If you have a beard, the natural retarded assumption is pedophile. Glasses make you look like a math teacher rapist. Tattoo, trashy. It's like staring at a mole on someone and telling them they're going to die of skin cancer.
On the other hand, a lot of guys with just mustaches tend to be dicks. Has anyone else noticed this?
@ethaninja: That too is shaolin iron wool. Does your job become more lenient towards it? I've had to work in freezing conditions and it helps out.
@StBishop: Going the wizard look? Interesting factoid, the man with the longest recorded beard, a now deceased Norway fellow by the name Hans Langseth, grew one out to 17.5 feet long. Are you Norwegian?
@SimuLord: You need tell your wife that you're a love machine, and don't work for nobody but her. Often.
Reactions from women are very polarizing with beards. They either love them or hate them. Within this 50/50 effect, I find the idea of being a sleek, androgynous male slightly creepier than, say, driving a van with barbed wire and bloody panties inside it. If you have a beard, the natural retarded assumption is pedophile. Glasses make you look like a math teacher rapist. Tattoo, trashy. It's like staring at a mole on someone and telling them they're going to die of skin cancer.
On the other hand, a lot of guys with just mustaches tend to be dicks. Has anyone else noticed this?
