The best character quote!!1!

[Harrowdown]

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."

Cookie if you know.

Nathan Fillion in Firefly. You sir, have good taste.

Lots of good lines to pick, but I think i'll have to go for this:

"Encountered? Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as SHIT!" ~ Coach in L4D2, talking to a soldier guarding a safe zone.

 

[SergeMC]

"It's a weapon. It's really powerful. Especially against living things!"
-Barry Burton, Resident Evil

I mean... MAN, when i got this weapon, I felt like I was invincible!
...Until my ammo went down to zero and thanks to plot convenience a giant snake came up and tore me to shreds.
Memories

 

[MassiveGeek]

Any advice Mordin Solus from Mass Effect 2 gives?

I don't know. Argh, I remember shit like this as reference all the time, but when I'm asked for it, I can't remember any!

Raaaaaargh!

 

[Wintermoot]

anything from Duke Nukem
"are you a boy or a girl?"-any Pokemon proffesor
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"-CATS
"I AM ERROR"-Zelda II
anything from TF2
"Man, if I lose my hand, I'm stitchin' this thing onto the stump,"-one of the lines Eliis says when he pick,s up a chainsaw BEST IDEA EVER!
"that chopper better be made of chocolate!"-Coach also from L4D2
"this is no zaku boy NO ZAKU!"-call it cheating but it was used in Gundam Dynasty Warriors 2 (originaly from Gundam 0079)

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

"Shut up and listen! I am Sanger Zonvolt! The sword that smites evil!" -Sanger Zonvolt

 

[Noceus]

I'm a convicted pshycotic killer and drug dealer. - Tommy Verceti, GTA Vice City

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

(Some ME2 NPC)-"Shepard? But... but your dead?"

Shepard-"I got Better."

 

[wolf thing]

"you must get your money's worth with atomic weapons" Johnnie Rico, starship troopers

 

[Amphoteric]

Organic meatbag...

 

[Mammon]

" I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die ever pathetic, ever fools!" Jon Irenicus - Baldur's gate 2. When he escapes spellhold. EPIC scene.

Can't believe I wasn't ninja'd on this!

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!

Also: That

 

[Sir Bob]

Urdnot Wrex: Shepard.

 

[Jennacide]

I can think of some good game ones, but nothing will ever be as provocative to me as Donnie's last line in Donnie Darko.

"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."

 

[King of Wei]

"Grandpa?"
"No fool, it's me!"
"...Grandpa!"

-Timesplitters future perfect.

 

[TheNewDemoman]

What makes me a good Demoman?
IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I!
Greatest line ever

 

[Rachel317]

Bayonetta

Bayonetta: Where are you from?
Cereza: I-I'm from my house.

Funny AND adorable!
Also,
Bayonetta: If there's two things in this world I hate, it's cockroaches and crying babies. Well- a crying, baby cockroach would be truly terrible.

 

[Ultress]

There so Sweet they'll give you Diabetes or I'm going to renovate your ass, Both are from Kanji Tatsumi in P4.

 

[Telris]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew gum... and I'm all out of gum."

Gotta love Duke Nukem!

This and also

HK-47 - Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

HK-47 is the best Star Wars character ever, of all time.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Shit I also forgot Ellis from L4D2.

 

[estoria-etnia]

"No, no. I've been frail since birth. *cough, cough*"

 

[SodaDew]

"Shut Up! Sit Your Ass down in That Chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!" - Cid Highwind(FF7)