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harv3034

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This one is for all the Escapists out there who play online multiplayer matches regularly.

We've all had them. Matches that fly past in moments thanks to an intracate and well thought out plan, or just blind luck.
Then there are the matches that drag on for hours at a time, as wave after endless wave of foes break across expertly fortified positions.
Such moments are the stuff that online players DREAM of. That perfict match that propels us into a kind of multiplayer NIRVANA...

And then there are the other matches.
The one's that never go anywhere as unskilled players run about pointlessly. Where well laid plans are ruined by a late comer or lone wolf. And lest we forget, the moments when the hated Leroy Jenkins shows his ugly face.

But we're here to talk about the former of the two. About such perfictly crafted and exicuted manuvers that give us such joy that we couldn't possibly get up.
I want to know about such expert plans and Nirvana inducing matches.


Recently, I dusted off my copy of Battlefield 2142. I decided that if I was going to jump in it might as well be head first, so I joined a TITAN server (for those who don't know, TITAN mode is similar to Invasion in Halo Reach, 2 armies fighting over a series of missile silos with the objective being to destroy the enemy TITAN). Once I joined I was quickly assailed with chatter (I had joined up part way through and was hearing the Commander and Squad leaders co-ordinating the attack). What all happened isn't important; sufice it to say, I proved myself a capable soldier and as a result, I was made an integral part of the next round's strategy.
Before the round started, we had 5 minutes to plan our assault. I was in controle of Echo squad and was assigned to the role of "Fast Attack and Enemy Disruption" by our Commander. My squad's first job was to take a arial transport and assist Alpha and Bravo squads in a Blitz of silo 5 (the silo closest to the enemy). That done, my squad loaded up and made a bee-line for another silo while A and B defended their position.
We then alternated between distracting the enemy, attacking their support structures, and defending and re-taking various silos until the enemy TITAN's shields went down. At this point we instantly switched from an offinsive to a support role as every member of my squad to the driverseat of an air transport and started ferrying our team onto the wounded vessel (providing air support when needed). Then, with the TITAN core exposed we (all the squad leaders) planted spawn beacons on the ship and our entire force joined in a massive final push to destroy the core and claim victory.
TITAN matches tipicly last about hour, but can sometimes take up to three.
This particular match, was over in 21:48.
 

MrJKapowey

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Ahhh, playing AOE 3 with my friend, a MASSIVE Ottoman and Russian fort (start in Nomad age) on Lrg Siberia. Four layers of walls, 3 forts, four factories, 6 mills and 4 plantations...Bliss!

My army had 10 BOMBARDS in it, by the time of the main attack I had 100 IMPERIAL janissaries and 3 bombards! Combined with the sheer power of 60 Oprichnik and 10 High landers from my russian playing friend it took 10 mins to destroy the twon seperate enemy forts. 2 from the Oprichinks sneak attacking one base; for me to destroy the non fleeing half of the besieging army. 3 to cross the map, destroy the other half and breach the walls of the other enemy city. 5 for both of us to xp farm all those delicious buildings!
 

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Was playing Starcraft 2 with a fuckwit of mine, he was Zerg and I was Protoss.

We were up against 2 Terrans, and we were losing pretty badly. They pushed out with a huge horde of Marines, Marauders, and Medivacs, which was spotted by my observer. Friend of mine quickly burrowed some banelings and got some mutalisks, while I had mostly blink stalkers + void rays.

I swung my void rays around back and started being a pest, so he stimmed up all of his marines and chased down my void rays, right onto the burrowed banelings, taking every last one of them out. With no anti air, void rays + mutalisks destroyed the entire rest of the army, stalkers weren't even needed nor were they used.

The two Terrans then spent the better part of a minute complaining about how OP banelings and void rays are, before telling us to kill ourselves and ragequitting.
 

harv3034

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LightOfDarkness said:
Oh my god, that makes me want to buy Battlefield 2142.
It's pretty good. But don't buy it just because of this one epic match. Just so you know, there really is no single player in it.
 

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harv3034 said:
LightOfDarkness said:
Oh my god, that makes me want to buy Battlefield 2142.
It's pretty good. But don't buy it just because of this one epic match. Just so you know, there really is no single player in it.
There are a couple mods to fix that along with a Warhammer 40k mod. Every time I've tried to join any online match I haven't been able to. And when I got my PC repaired it was uninstalled and I can't find the disk. Sadface.