The Best One-Liners
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And then you have the Phoenix Wrong version of that:Arqus_Zed said:
I think the only one liner that I can think of off the top of my head, and that I've recently been playing, is:
"After all, we're married!"
"Consider that a divorce."
"What was it you said to me before....oh yes, 'Yippee ki-yay, ************.'"
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
"I want you....to get outta my face!"
"Consider that a divorce."
"What was it you said to me before....oh yes, 'Yippee ki-yay, ************.'"
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
"I want you....to get outta my face!"
I didn't fight my way to the top of the foodchain to be vegetarian. - Unknown
Funniest thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. - Andy Dufresne
Jarvis! Sometimes you've got to run before you can walk. - Tony Stark
Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?
Part 1, 2 or three?
I've only seen part 1.
The M60. Would you like the armor piercing rounds? - Lord of War
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. - Unknown
If you want to go fast, travel alone. If you want to go far, travel together. - African proverb
It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat. - Al Bundy
And of course, the cheesiest one of all:
All I want is to be back in charge. And besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
Time to find out. [Optimus badassly slams facemask shut]
Funniest thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. - Andy Dufresne
Jarvis! Sometimes you've got to run before you can walk. - Tony Stark
Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?
Part 1, 2 or three?
I've only seen part 1.
The M60. Would you like the armor piercing rounds? - Lord of War
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. - Unknown
If you want to go fast, travel alone. If you want to go far, travel together. - African proverb
It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat. - Al Bundy
And of course, the cheesiest one of all:
All I want is to be back in charge. And besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
Time to find out. [Optimus badassly slams facemask shut]
I'm assuming you've never watched the X-Men DVD with director's commentary. Bryan Singer was talking with someone, I think he was the director of photography, and Singer apologized for the line about the frog and the other guy goes:Bitter Hobbit said:
"It croaks."
Singer lost his mind, was all like, "Why didn't I talk to you about this first???"
"Stay thy hand fair prince"
"Who said I'm fair?" *shoots guy with uzi* - From the classic re-imagining of Hamlet Starring Arnie
"But you're a doctor, you're not allowed to hurt people"
"You my friend, have a terminal case of stupidity" *shoots crossbow* "Consider yourself cured" - Bruce Campbell.
"Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks,
For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!" - Vonnegut, to end on a classier note.
"Who said I'm fair?" *shoots guy with uzi* - From the classic re-imagining of Hamlet Starring Arnie
"But you're a doctor, you're not allowed to hurt people"
"You my friend, have a terminal case of stupidity" *shoots crossbow* "Consider yourself cured" - Bruce Campbell.
"Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks,
For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!" - Vonnegut, to end on a classier note.
Bobic said:
'To be, or not to be... Not to be.' /Explosions
I would watch that movie.
'That's right. I've killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, little Bill.'
More of a badass boast, to be honest, but there's a lot of one line dialogue in that film.
'We all have it coming, kid.'
"Agent Washington, you just got-"
"You shot church you team killing fucktard!"
"Why try when you can give up?"
"So hermione just stole all our shit..."
"Piece of cake!"
"Relax, Id rather not piss this thing off."
"War, war never changes"
"That man is playing galaga!"
"You shot church you team killing fucktard!"
"Why try when you can give up?"
"So hermione just stole all our shit..."
"Piece of cake!"
"Relax, Id rather not piss this thing off."
"War, war never changes"
"That man is playing galaga!"
Firefly-Shindig
*Mal holds sword to opponent's throat*
Second: finish him, for a man to lie defeated, but alive, it makes him a coward
Mal: mercy is the mark of a great man *gouges guy's chest* unfortunately i'm just a good man *does it again* well, I'm alright.
*Mal holds sword to opponent's throat*
Second: finish him, for a man to lie defeated, but alive, it makes him a coward
Mal: mercy is the mark of a great man *gouges guy's chest* unfortunately i'm just a good man *does it again* well, I'm alright.
*walk up to bandit on the world map*
"Now, Guards, you stand no chance against me, 'cause I'm actually four blokes!"
*cue the battle screen fighting 4 bandit thugs*
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*mook gets blown up next to a save point*
"He really should have saved first..."
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BONDARI RELOADS...
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"Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."
"You lose."
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(not a one liner, but definitely said in a single breath)
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
"Now, Guards, you stand no chance against me, 'cause I'm actually four blokes!"
*cue the battle screen fighting 4 bandit thugs*
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*mook gets blown up next to a save point*
"He really should have saved first..."
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BONDARI RELOADS...
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"Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."
"You lose."
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(not a one liner, but definitely said in a single breath)
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
I don't know if it constitutes a one liner, but I always love/remember this one from Rock N' Rolla; "Think before you drink, before you drive me mad."