The best pranks?

[Sizzle Montyjing]

What's the best prank that you, or somebody else has ever played on a person, or an animal (some people do that, but nicely)
I never have, but i had a good idea for one, in fact, let's include idea's aswell...

My idea was to wait until all my friends go to sleep, and once that has happened, i decorate the place in pink with flamingo satues and perhaps coat the walls with coins, and i shall be waiting for them wearing a pink waistcoat, martini at hand!
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I have problems...

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

I knew this thread was going to be piss poor, ever since i double-posted the original...
Oh well!
I could leave at that, but practice what you preach.
I found this to be amusing:

 

[Mr. Google]

That prank in the old dumb books Captain Underpants where the kids put ketchup packets under the seat always made me laugh. haha

 

[Not George Carlin]

1.) Hire as many little people as you can find.
2.) Dress them up like clowns.
3.) Pay them to dance around in a friends room after they've gone to bed.
4.) Set up a video camera and press record.
5.) Upload footage to internet.
6.) Have footage get stolen by RWJ so he can profit off YOUR video.
7.) Cry.

 

[Antitonic]

One from Homewrecker: The Jelly John.

Take clear gelatin, and mix it into the victims' toilet. Not only do you get the effect of cling-wrap-esque bounce back, but it's harder to detect and harder to remove. It IS removable though, for anyone worried about that.

 

[bluepotatosack]

A good one is to unscrew somebodies shower head. Fill it with red drink mix (kool-aid or what have you), and screw it back on. Then just wait for them to take a shower.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Dress up like Gandalf while your friend is heading to an important test, interview, or otherwise important event ans scream, "You shall not pass!"

I was tempted to do this to a friend of mine when he went to take his GED. Sadly, I had other obligations that day, and he passed all except one section, so he didn't get it. Man, would I have felt like a dick. XD

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

A good one is to unscrew somebodies shower head. Fill it with red drink mix (kool-aid or what have you), and screw it back on. Then just wait for them to take a shower.

Make sure they watch that movie with blood coming out the shower first!
;P
Keep them on edge, works everytime.

 

[BanicRhys]

A few of us did this for our school's muck up day a few years ago.

What we did was we got 3 pigs (one of the kids lived on a farm), painted a number on each pig's sides (1, 2 and 4) and we let them loose in the school. They caused a little chaos at first but the teachers managed to round them up eventually. But the real kicker was that they spent the entire afternoon searching for the pig with number 3 on it (there was none).

We also killed the grass on the school's football oval in the shape of a giant cock and balls.

 

[novixz]

Usually when I pull pranks I get arrested for assault because my pranks consist entirely of stabbing people and taking their money.

OT: If they use one just put some type of powder in their shower cap or down their blow dryer.

 

[bombadilillo]

Couple,

1. While desert camping and drinking around the fire someone fell asleep in a folding fabric chair. We tied a string from his leg to the chair, from the chair to a string of firecrackers, a long string. He woke up while they were going of, hopped up and ran pulling the chair and firecrackers around with him. It was great.

 

[Thaluikhain]

What we did was we got 3 pigs (one of the kids lived on a farm), painted a number on each pig's sides (1, 2 and 4) and we let them loose in the school. They caused a little chaos at first but the teachers managed to round them up eventually. But the real kicker was that they spent the entire afternoon searching for the pig with number 3 on it (there was none).

Oh, that's brilliant!

Beats my idea of getting a genetically mutated squid to attack New York.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

A few of us did this for our school's muck up day a few years ago.

What we did was we got 3 pigs (one of the kids lived on a farm), painted a number on each pig's sides (1, 2 and 4) and we let them loose in the school. They caused a little chaos at first but the teachers managed to round them up eventually. But the real kicker was that they spent the entire afternoon searching for the pig with number 3 on it (there was none).

We also killed the grass on the school's football oval in the shape of a giant cock and balls.

I'm going to call bullshit on this for both parts.

The first part about the pigs is lifted from Sickipedia (and probably shitloads of other places), the second part is a google earth article that everybody has seen.

 

[BanicRhys]

I'm going to call bullshit on this for both parts.

The first part about the pigs is lifted from Sickipedia (and probably shitloads of other places), the second part is a google earth article that everybody has seen.

Where do you think they got the idea?

You jes' jelly that you couldn't be apart of such epic winning.

 

[SoopaSte123]

Hm... not sure I know any really good ones.

Hey, I remember! You break into their house late at night and tie their mouth with a rag. Then you drag them by their ankles to the middle of the forest and stuff them in a big plastic bag.

You have to agree with me, that's a pretty good gag.

 

[Kieros]

On a trip, I was roomed up with someone who would not be considered a morning person at all. I was ready to go to bed before he had even returned, so I left his flashlight outside so he could get in and see without waking me up. Fifteen minutes later, cue him barging into the room screaming at me for leaving his stuff outside the room, and if I did it again, he would throw all my belongings into the hallway. A bit after, he went to another room, where they were having a party. When he left, I took all my items, hid them in drawers, opened the window, put his flashlight outside again, and went back to sleep. Cue this great conversation when he returns:

"WHY DID YOU LE- Wait, where's all your stuff?"
"I threw it out the window."
"Why?"
"So you wouldn't put it in the hall."

He spent the rest of the night worried about where it had gone, but fell asleep slightly before I did. I pulled out my stuff and went to sleep, and rehid it when I woke up about an hour and a half before he did.

 

[aba1]

My dad told me about how the autoshop kids took apart a teachers car and reassembled it in a classroom I thought that was a pritty funny prank