The best puns ever!

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Well quite a self-explanatory thread so go for it everyone! It could be from anyone from a video game character to a movie star or even your mom!
Mine's is from Jamie Fox from the movie "Jarhead": "Now you've all be told 'Thou shalt not kill', but I'm telling you 'F*** THAT S***'". Total LMAO

 

[Avatar Roku]

That's not really a pun, just so you know.

 

[Daveman]

no... just... be quiet.

 

[TheLastCylon]

"A trade, sir, that, I hope, I may use with a safe conscience; which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles."

-Second Commoner, Julius Caesar.

Well quite a self-explanatory thread so go for it everyone! It could be from anyone from a video game character to a movie star or even your mom!
Mine's is from Jamie Fox from the movie "Jarhead": "Now you've all be told 'Thou shalt not kill', but I'm telling you 'F*** THAT S***'". Total LMAO

This is not a pun.

 

[Kimarous]

Where is your cod now?
I will feast on your sole!
You know nothing of the metafishical!
Eh, I just like making fish jokes for the halibut.

 

[RebelRising]

My 10th grade History teacher on the broken-down elevator at school:

"Well, that news isn't very uplifting."

Class: *groan*

"I mean, it's quite a downer."

Class: *groan louder*

"Now, now, let's not let this this escalate."

Class: *groan even louder*

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Now, those, my friend, are puns. Get it straight.

[small]Damn, my History teacher was sadistic. Awesome, but sadistic.[/small]

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

To err is human, to moo bovine.