The best taglines ever

[Erttheking]

We all know taglines, little slogans that come with movies/games/products that make it all the more memorable, from Halo 3's "Finish the Fight" to Dishonored's "Revenge solves everything" The question that I have is simple, of all the taglines that you have ever heard, which ones are your favorites? Personally I'm a big fan of the tagline for the Civilization games (Albeit the somewhat unofficial one) "just one more turn" It just captures the addictive feel of the game so well. What about you?

 

[bobmus]

Ronseal's tagline - 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.' - has become memetic in nature, and introduced the word Ronseal itself into everyday parlance.

Example: Shoot 'Em Up is the Ronseal of action movies.

Yeah, it's not a witty one, but it's a good 'un.

 

[Zantos]

Predator 2 He's in town with a few days to kill

Genius.

Ronseal's tagline - 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.' - has become memetic in nation, and introduced the word Ronseal itself into everyday parlance.

Example: Shoot 'Em Up is the Ronseal of action movies.

Yeah, it's not a witty one, but it's a good 'un.

I have never heard that, but now I'm going to start using it.

 

[Esotera]

Not from a movie/book or anything, but way back in school we had to do a drug awareness day, and come up with a poster to encourage heroin addicts to get help. Our slogan was are you fed up with small pricks?

 

[Therarchos]

Then and now; Alien: "In space no one can hear you scream".

It is genius

 

[The_Waspman]

Well clearly the most genius one is for that undead bin laden movie, OZOMBIE.

Axis of Evil Dead.

Just... what?

 

[Saviordd1]

Game of Thrones
You win or you die
Best one I can think of honestly.

 

[shogunblade]

Osmosis Jones always played off my love for puns with He's a cell of a guy, and his partnter's a real pill. I can probably think of a few of my other favorites, but this one is kind of wonderful for the corniness of it all.

 

[hoboman29]

I have to go with Guilty Gear's "Heaven or Hell-Let's rock" just catchy and full of action.

Someone mentioned Dishonored's "revenge solves everything" and there's a giant ad with that slogan on the side of my screen

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

I can think of two off the top of my head.

"War, War never changes"

Fallout series (Having Ron Perlman say it helps)

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only War"

Warhammer 40000 in a nutshell.

 

[CannibalCorpses]

There was an advert i saw (can't remember which one) for a fruit drink and the tag line was...

'prepare to get graped!'

Bad taste always gives me a chuckle

 

[Nouw]

Dark Soul's 'Prepare to Die' fits the game perfectly and is pretty cool too. I also like Dredd's 'Judgement is Coming,' because not only is it very suitable, it sounds like something he would say.

 

[Username Redacted]

Campy and oh so wonderful Christmas movie 'Santa's Slay' (haha, get it?) starring Bill Goldberg as a murderous Santa Claus has the tagline: "He's making a list. Pray you're not on it".

 

[ChupathingyX]

Dynasty Warriors 5: Xtreme Legends

"Get ready for some Chinese take out!!!"

Jurassic Park

"An adventure 65 million years in the making."

 

[fix-the-spade]

In space, no one can hear you scream.

Something has survived...

They're walking our streets

This time it's war.

This time it's personal

The ultimate driving machine

Just do it.

Be the best.

BANG! and the dirt is gone!

The first casualty of war is innocence.

What one doesn't have, the other is missing

One Dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty Below Zero.

Just because they serve you ... Doesn't mean they like you.

Escape or Die Frying.

The true story of a real fake.

Just deux it!

Welcome To The Suck.

Welcome to earth. Population 1.



But can you name them all? No googling...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Evil has a new face, is a favourite.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Winter is coming. Me and my friends watched the first season of Game of Thrones a few weeks ago and it's pretty prevelant throughout the entire series. I have no idea what this "Winter" is though. Pretty sure it's not just cold weather they're worried about. Probably comes with Orcs... Yeah. Orcs sounds pretty reasonable. >.<

I need to read the books, I have three of them and i'm barely a quarter through the first one. So many books to read, so many games to play, so many first world problems. XD

 

[wolf thing]

"you'll believe a man can fly!" from superman the movie, now that is a fucking tagline, it like art and marketing rolled into one.

 

[Aerosteam]

My favourite would be:

"War. War never changes." ~ Fallout

But that would be kinda cliche...

I'll go with:

"We're going to have fun... with science." ~ Portal 2

Hang on, this might actually be my favourite as of now.

 

[Oly J]

Winter is coming. Me and my friends watched the first season of Game of Thrones a few weeks ago and it's pretty prevelant throughout the entire series. I have no idea what this "Winter" is though. Pretty sure it's not just cold weather they're worried about. Probably comes with Orcs... Yeah. Orcs sounds pretty reasonable. >.<

I need to read the books, I have three of them and i'm barely a quarter through the first one. So many books to read, so many games to play, so many first world problems. XD

same here, either that or "you win or you die" I've got Game of Thrones fever right now, and I'm about a third through book 2

OT a few more choice taglines

A film so incredibly outrageous it couldn't possibly exist (The Machine Girl)

Dare to stand in my way? You are already dead (Fist Of The North Star: Ken's Rage)