The big man

[lewism247]

Everyone knows one,that one guy no one crosses for fear of getting smashed like an egg in a car compacter.

This thread is to tell us who that person is and any stories related to them,be they funny or scary.

 

[skitzo van]

Chuck Norris?

 

[revjay]

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

 

[CNKFan]

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Bill Brasky raped me. *silent stirring*

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My dad is six foot two, and weighs around 300 pounds. He's intimidating, mainly doing with the fact that around 80% of people in my communtiy are less than six feet (both children and adults). Around a month ago, my dad came home from work, saying how someone had offered him to be on the committee for his work. He said, "It's not because I've worked there for around 14 years, this committee offer has nothing to do with business. I'm like a bouncer, if anyone gets too unruly, I'm supposed to lead them out."

He didn't accept it, in case you're wondering. I found this funny.

 

[BillyShakes]

I can be that guy at times, especially since last school year I picked a fellow student up by the collar and threw him. He flew ten feet before he hit the ground.
I'm usually rather laid-back, and only ever aggressive when I need to prove a point.

 

[martin's a madman]

Rasputin.

 

[revjay]

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Bill Brasky raped me. *silent stirring*

long pause

So anyways, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.

 

[reyttm4]

/story tellers accent

I've a story bout a demon on earth but alas twas no man... You know what, no story teller accent.

Yeah so at school there is this girl (That's right) who's always come off as a bit very scary. She's in my music class and knows me and my friends are scared of her, so she literally chases us (once trapped us in a room) it's not that we think she could beat us up, it's just that she's so scary we don't want to cross her. For an actual story I was walking down the corridor with my friends and she was walking in the opposite direction, so she started strangling me, I had done absolutely nothing to her, and that's why you keep your distance, she also smells extremely strongly of smoke.

It was relieving to know that I'm not the only one. For once in a English class she stormed in threatened two guys and then walked out.

This demon must be stopped, any tips?

P.S I don't want to come of as harsh, she has calmed down and is nicer now.

 

[magnuslion]

I am that guy. ((looks to his avatar))

 

[magnuslion]

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

kudos for reference! To Bill Brasky!!! ((raises a glass of whiskey))

 

[CNKFan]

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Bill Brasky raped me. *silent stirring*

long pause

So anyways, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.

Bill Brasky once breastfed an injured flamingo to health.

 

[revjay]

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Bill Brasky raped me. *silent stirring*

long pause

So anyways, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.

Bill Brasky once breastfed an injured flamingo to health.

Did I ever tell you? He once had sex with a cigarette machine!!

 

[CNKFan]

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Bill Brasky raped me. *silent stirring*

long pause

So anyways, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.

Bill Brasky once breastfed an injured flamingo to health.

Did I ever tell you? He once had sex with a cigarette machine!!

I masterbate to the teletubbies.

 

[garjian]

me!

but im not that big, just... i have mental issues...
and stuff like this thread is a really nasty trigger for them, because i HATE people who're bigger than me...

and i suppose me fighting people who're bigger than me constantly gets me some added fear.

...so a story? back in secondary school (or high school for all you... err... americans) after a detention... i come out, cross the road, walk down past the shop and theres a guy from a higher year standing behind the delivery van outside the shop... and i noticed that he was taller than me while he was off the curb and i wasnt... soooo i flew into some kind of rage, and sorta kick-pushed him into the road... big screech, horn and everything, then this car smashed into him... then i ran into the shop to hide and pretend i didnt do anything. unfortunately at the time, though fortunate thinking back, the car slowed down a bit and he wasnt killed or anything serious...
and i didnt even get in trouble for it cause he was older, bigger and had a bad reputation etc. so the head didnt believe him over me...
thats pretty much when i found out that my hate of tall people was actually an irrational hate, rather than me just not liking the bigger kids in my year this was hating a person i'd barely seen before... and getting just... instant rage like that...

just 1 advantage of having Cyclothymia underneath the fact that i have to avoid tall people and anything that mentions height, among other triggers... while im dysthymic.

 

[MentalBakura]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8yQIg7ydbg[/youtube]

I think that pretty much sums it up.

 

[Julianking93]

Me.

I don't look it though.

I'm a 6'2 thin white kid but I'll fuck you up.

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