Believe the other guy.Thunderhorse31 said:I was in a room full of people this week discussing movies, and someone brought up Midnight in Paris.
All but one guy (about 13ish people) said the movie sucked. And not just the normal kind of suck. I mean suuuuuuuuuuuuucccked.
The other guy? Thought it was brilliant.
I don't know who to believe, I guess I have to see it now.
I laughed and agree 100% with you, NinjaDeathSlap. I don?t know why people are obsessed with this movie. To me, it seems Malick has created the perfect ego for himself and knows it by making this film. He?s made good movies in the past (I enjoyed Thin Red Line) and he makes his moves several years apart so that when he decides to make another movie people are all like ?OMG, Malick is making another film. It?s been x number of years since he?s made his last one. Give him ALL the awards?. I guess this is a movie that you either love or hate, and I hate it. I?m not going to state the reasons why I hate it because I might sound stupid to the ones who love this movie, the same way I think people who criticize Drive are stupid because their only arguments are, ?they never explained why there was a second car in the holdup?, ?there?s too much pointless blood and guts?and ?there?s no dialogue'.THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, ARRRHHHH. Anyway, blah blah blah, I?m just another insignificant voice on the internet who loves movies.NinjaDeathSlap said:"LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT WHAT AN ARTISTIC STATEMENT I'M MAKING!"
Unfortunately however it's the movie's shortcoming.SpiderJerusalem said:Really? Him offering chocolate to the boy in what is clearly a malicious, horrific and threatening gesture thinly disguised as kindness, followed by him brutally executing Magneto's mother in front of him was what ruined it for you?Casual Shinji said:X-Men: First Class is actually among my worst movies of the year.
The majority of scenes are so cheaply shot it feels like your watching Chuck, all the CGI except for Beast's feet look like shit, and starting the movie with a German Kevin Bacon talking about chocolate in what was obviously supposed to be a highly dramatic scene crippled the movie for me before it was even out of the gate.
The chocolate?
Oh man, I've heard some pretty wide ranging reasons to dislike the new X-Men film (some understandable even), but this is probably the most ridiculous and out there thing I've heard in a while, especially since it seems like you're actually seriously blaming the movie for what is, no question, your own shortcoming.
So he's biased. Wups.Strain42 said:I admit that MovieBob can sometimes be a bit strong in both his positive and his negative opinions (when it comes to superhero movies)
He's just trying to start a discussion, which is kind of the purpose of these forums. If you don't want other people to ask about your opinions then you probably shouldn't voice them in a place where you know they probably will. Especially when you call him 'butthurt' for simply asking. But heck, I'll bite too.SteelStallion said:*Snip*TownTattle said:crude criticism= bad criticism= bad opinion based on nothing. Care to elaborate on why you didn't find it funny? Also, pulling the subjectivity card means nothing.SteelStallion said:I was already reluctant to elaborate on why I hate the movie, and what, you expected some kind of intricate breakdown of the movie and a meaningful critique? Of course it's a crude criticism, I'm not writing a fucking blog post review for you to read.
No, I do not find kids thinking they can take on an alien with a water gun funny. At all.
No, it's not called a "serious lack of humour", you're just ignorant and think the world revolves around your opinion. Different people find different things funny. The sooner you realize that sense of humor is subjective, the sooner you'll stop humiliating yourself post after post.
Top ten on the others would be fine as well. I mean seriously, what else are you doing, that a six minute video isn't short?brazuca said:MovieBob could also do that for games and comics (but with 5 instead of 10) to keep it short.
Eric the Orange said:I'm just gonna vent my opinion here but...
I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE, pretentious artistic films like Tree of Life. Or as I call them rorschach movies. because like a rorschach test, the dense symbolism and meaning, will vary from person to person. being more like a tool to explore your mind than a conveyance of a message. If you can't get across your message to the audience in a movie, your doing it wrong.
Why can't a movie just be a stunning visual experience and then leave all meaning to be determined by the audience?Sylveria said:Tree of Life... Well, I hadn't been taking Bob's "Word for it" on movies for a long time, but talk about the last nail in the coffin. It's a big budget film school project with great camera work. Pure pretension with absolutely no meaning with it except what you've convinced yourself should be there, and the absolutely repulsive human beings that the nameless main characters are. But it's a Malick movie and film snobs eat his shit up.
That's not exactly the issue. For example fantasia is a enjoyable experience without having really and narrative to speak of. But most "arthouse" movies are just boring, the message is supposed to be the point. But that's where they shoot themselves in the foot because the message isn't clear.Sonic Doctor said:Why can't a movie just be a stunning visual experience and then leave all meaning to be determined by the audience?Eric the Orange said:I'm just gonna vent my opinion here but...
I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE, pretentious artistic films like Tree of Life. Or as I call them rorschach movies. because like a rorschach test, the dense symbolism and meaning, will vary from person to person. being more like a tool to explore your mind than a conveyance of a message. If you can't get across your message to the audience in a movie, your doing it wrong.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.Duffeknol said:So he's biased. Wups.Strain42 said:I admit that MovieBob can sometimes be a bit strong in both his positive and his negative opinions (when it comes to superhero movies)
He didn't just have an odd accent, he had an accent which sounded like he just came off the set of 'Allo 'Allo.SpiderJerusalem said:You've got to decide what you're arguing about. Is it the fact that he's offering chocolate? Is it his accent? What?Casual Shinji said:Unfortunately however it's the movie's shortcoming.
Having Kevin Bacon speak in the most atrocious German accent completely defuses any tension the scene might've had. Add to that the totally flat angles and cheap way in which the scene - and nearly every other scene in the movie - is shot and you'll forgive me if the malicious, horrific, and threatening atmosphere is lost on me.
The movie even opens with a reinactment of the very first scene from the original X-Men movie. Not only is this lazy as fuck, it doesn't work in the slightest because you're watching a well-loved scene with different actors.
So yeah, this movie makes an extremely bad start, one that isn't rectified by the mediocrity that follows.
The only good thing about X-Men: First Class are Beast's feet. That's it!
You're actually picking bones at the fact that he has an odd accent while speaking German? You do know that his character is an American and probably would have an accent?
You find that hilarious? I find it rather sad that the cinematography in this film is held in high such regard. RedLetterMedia made an excellent point regarding this, the shots feel like your watching a parody, like The Naked Gun or Space Balls.It's also hilarious that you're calling the films shooting "cheap" and "flat" when nearly everyone has called them the best parts of the movie, in fact, they're the one thing that even the detractors haven't faulted.
Imagine that; Me being disappointed when I'm spoon fed the identical scene from the first film with different actors, instead of the film coming up with something new, unique, and it's own thing. When the very first film came out that scene was a total surprise. It was the first live-action X-Men movie and it started off not with mutants fighting or something else superhero-y, but with a concentration camp. It completely blindsided you and immediately grabbed your attention.Also, opening for the first two minutes(!) with a quick recap of the first films beginning isn't lazy, it's a clever way to remind audiences of a decade old film and point out in an economic, smart and quick fashion "we're back here, this is what happened to Eric between this moment and the beginning of the first X-Men film" (which, incidentally, was written by Bryan Singer, who worked as a writer on the film), or are you really going to argue that it was a logical decision in the first film to just brush off the plot hole that why would they have kept Magneto alive after the scene? It also amuses me that you're calling it a "well loved scene" when it's been pretty well documented that when they stared to make this new X-Men film, people were actually in dire need of reminding of that scene - because it was only a small bit in a decade old movie!
Why would I go into a movie I PAYED FOR wanting to hate? If I wanted to do that I'd go watch Transformers 3, The Last Airbender, or the Twilight movies, none of wich I saw because I know I wouldn't like them.No, it sounds like you went into the film wanting to hate it and are grasping at straws to prove some kind of point about the quality of the film, which holds no water whatsoever. Next time, go watch a movie with an open mind and without the "this is going to suck, I hate it already" mentality.
Ah, well then... Sorry to sound as if I was trying to start another argument, you're being far more reasonable then I thought. And I was kind of a condescending dick there.SteelStallion said:*Snip*Geo Da Sponge said:*Snip*SteelStallion said:*Snip*TownTattle said:crude criticism= bad criticism= bad opinion based on nothing. Care to elaborate on why you didn't find it funny? Also, pulling the subjectivity card means nothing.SteelStallion said:I was already reluctant to elaborate on why I hate the movie, and what, you expected some kind of intricate breakdown of the movie and a meaningful critique? Of course it's a crude criticism, I'm not writing a fucking blog post review for you to read.
No, I do not find kids thinking they can take on an alien with a water gun funny. At all.
No, it's not called a "serious lack of humour", you're just ignorant and think the world revolves around your opinion. Different people find different things funny. The sooner you realize that sense of humor is subjective, the sooner you'll stop humiliating yourself post after post.