The Big, The Bad, And The Brawly. (Yet Another) Brawl RP.

[Zirat]

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If your going to try and shock us by saying that the villain was anyone else than one Doctor Albert W Wily I feel that you're late to the punch, as if anyone else could stamp that many W's on a piece of machinery that size

" Airman said to the pair of angels, rolling his eyes in exasperation.
"

Though, please do go on.  It'll save me from having to try and explain it all to these people later, and I oh so hate exposition when I have to cover it

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[BoosterGold]

As Eyebrows was dropped onto the big soft pillowy cloud she was starting to rethink her first opinion of Pit...mostly because she was starting to sober up. "Wait you know who is behind all this bullshit trying to kill us?" she said to Pit.
"Oh wait nevermind it seems Airman already knew, looks like the saying is right you really can't beat Airman...not even to the big reveal of the villain." she said as Airman revealed the villain.
At this point she looked up to the sky and said, "HEY weird sky voice how come you never said who the bad guy was?" she asked that weird voice that sometimes assaults people with jars of pennies

 

[Fury Is Me.]

And so the "Weird sky voice" assaulted Eyebrows with a jar of pennies. For calling me a weird sky voice. Secondly, that would have ruined the surprise. And why read a book if you already know the entire plot in detail? Now stop questioning me and let the small angel boy explain this shit to you.

Pit blinked a few times. "Actually, yes. It is a man calling himself Dr. Wily. How... how did you... Wait a minute..." Pit readied his golden bow. "You look like one of his constructs! Are you working for him, metal man? If so, we must destroy you!"

 

[BoosterGold]

The Large jar of copper coin pieces collided with Eyebrow's head, "OWWWWWWW! sweet Human Earth Jegus that fucking hurt" she said rubbing the welt on head.
She then turned to face the skyscape in front of her and said, "Hey Kids I need my Backpack, Can you Say Backpack........." she waited for a bit and then her backpack materialized, "VERY GOOD!" She then place the jar of pennies in her pack for later use.
She heard Pit accuse Airman of being a minion of this Doctor Willy guy, and that was no good.
"Hey you Angel boy, Airman is our friend...well Ally anyway, but still you get the point, Leave Airman alone, He didn't even do nothin'!" she said to the Angel

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Another jar of pennies and a brick assailed Eyebrows. Don't you ever reference Dora in my house.

Pit turned to Eyebrows and kept his bow trained on Airman. "What if he is deceiving you? He is but a machine, and might not even comprehend feelings. He could still be working for Professor Wily,"

 

[BoosterGold]

As Eyebrows was being serious and trying to defend her robotic ally from the judgmental Angel the narrator had other plans, as a second large jar of pennies smacked her right in her head followed closely by a brick, "URGH Seriously!" she said rubbing a second and third large welt and a bloody nose. "BACKPACK TO ME!" she screamed her arm streched out as her pack flew into her hand. She then stuffed the second penny jar and the brick away for future use.

"Back to business shall we..." she said refocusing her attention on Pit.
"Then I guess we will deal with that if it actually becomes an issue, till that happens Airman is a valued member of this rag tag team of eclectic weirdos Got it Angel." Eyebrows said ultra serious as if she hadn't just been assailed by a jar of magic sky pennies or a fucking brick.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pit already knew about me, and did not question my pennies. He lowered his bow and nodded. "As you wish, but i will keep an eye on him. Introductions seem to be in order if we are to work well. I have already told you that I am Pit, and this angelic woman beside me is Palutena, the Goddess of Light." Palutena nodded, a very warm and motherly smile on her face. "Most of the residents of this world do not know of Wily, like Pokemon Trainer. We were planning to inform them, but then you all showed up. Seeing as how recruiting you may have been easier than seeking out every single powerful resident again and recruiting them to fight against him, we decided to take that option. In addition, Professor Wily does not constitute a threat that would require such a massive force. At least, from what we've gathered."

 

[BoosterGold]

She listened to the words of the Angel, and while she didn't agree with how he was treating Airman, he did seem to be making a good point about Doctor Willy, this dude needed to be stopped and she was an adventurer after all so she would take the job.
"Well Pit and Palutena, I'm Eyebrows McDunderfelt and I would be happy to help you stop this Doctor Willy guy, hell dudes like already tried to kill me like four times or something and after two separate attempts to murder me is like when I don't forgive anymore and four is like twice as much as two." she said to the Angel and the goddess

 

[SteakHeart]

Spoiler: OOC

I RETURN! What did I miss?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

I RETURN! What did I miss?

Spoiler: Well if it isn't everyones favorite T-bone.

Well. Porktail was defeated when he got his head ripped off by Murasa and Komachi and when Saber cut the wires that were keeping the original Porky pod connected to Porktail but not before Porktail broke a Smash Ball that was captured within himself and flew into the sky, then raining bullet hell on everything and dropping a gigantic orb of energy onto the zoo. The zoo is currently still flying away. Porky's Pod was sent flying, and the rest of Porktail's body, except the parts flying the zoo into the Mesosphere, fell into the orb of death as it fell to the zoo. everyone survived and then Cherubs flew you all to Skyworld and Pit and Palutena are offering an alliance. Airman revealed that the antagonist, the guy who sent Primo and Porktail after you was none other than Megaman's own Dr. Albert W. Wily! IT'S DR. WILY, STEAK.

 

[figment of mind]

She didn't know what to think about Airman now. She supposed that she should be a little more cautious around him now but she didn't feel as if she needed to. For now, she'd just adopt Eyebrows idea and be ready to deal with him if he turns on them.

"Well...ok. If their joining, i'll come too. My name's Komachi onozuka." She said to Pit and Palutena, referencing Eyebrows and Yasha. "Anyway's, you guys wouldn't happen to know how he brought us here, would you?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pit shook his head in a negative response to Komachi's question. "Unfortunately, no. His technology is incredibly strong and complex. He could have brought you here any number of ways."

 

[SteakHeart]

Alex had his arms crossed, staring down Pit and Palutena. "If this Wily guy isn't that much of a threat, then why gather us? I mean, if you're this "Goddess of Light," why can't you stop him?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pit shook his head. "Our history is long and war hardened. Palutena has not been able to do much since the few repeated attacks from Medusa, Goddess of Darkness. Though, she has been quelled for a while. Palutena is recovering, and it will be many years before her godly power is returned."

 

[BoosterGold]

Eyebrows had been listening to what Pit was telling Komachi, that news was disappointing but not really relevant, then she heard Mercer open his fat mouth.
"Mercer I've learned so much in my life as an adventurer one of those things is never, INSULT A FUCKING GODDESS YOU TWAT!" she then walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of his head.

 

[SteakHeart]

He grabbed Eyebrows' hand and twisted it at the wrist. "I'm not insulting her, it's an honest question. It's just, you know, in my world we get surrounded by people who tell us to let God sort things out, but He never shows up. It'd be nice to meet a higher power who actually helps." He let go and turned to Pit. "Alright. I probably did sound like a jackass. Sorry."

 

[BoosterGold]

Eyebrows pulled her hand away easily, "Alright Mercer, but seriously man it sounded pretty flipping douchey I'm just saying, but whatever you're a big boy." she said walking away from the brooding octopus that was Alex Mercer. "Hey Komachi, I think you owe me a bad ass high five!" she called over to the pink haired shinigami.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Palutena nodded, still smiling, obviously having taken no offense. Pit spoke up. "I can assure you, she is a goddess. A goddess who always seems to be under some form of attack, whether direct or indirect. It's my job to protect her. Now, you all should rest, having observed you all, we can tell that you have gotten none of it since you got here. It's perfectly safe up here. The cherubs will lead you to places you may vacate" and with that, Pit flew off, and Palutena as well. A cherub for each hero flew out of the clouds and approached them, ready to guide them. Eyebrow's Cherub flew up, quickly, and stopped only inches from her face. It looked excited. "HEY! HEY LISTEN! MY NAME'S NAVI! I WANT TO HELP YOU! HEY! HEY LISTEN! YOU SHOULD REST AT A HOUSE." Navi then began to spaz wildly and point behind Eyebrows. "WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!" she never specified what to watch out for, though. And the sweet pain of a thick glass bottle filled to the brim with egg whites was flying at her at high velocity. Ooooh, I do love my job.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Oh sweet jesus not again" she said forlorn as she turned around to hear the small fairy/cherub's warnings of the Jar of Egg Whites. This time thanks to NAVI she managed to duck the jar completely, though strangly enough after she stood up if turned around and came back to smash her in the head. "OW! DAMN IT! THE FUCK! Shit...IS this Fucking Egg whites what the shit man. I'm A god damn Vegan." she screamed as her nose bled once more. Unlike with the pennies she could not take the jar for later use as the eggs went against her moral code, so she just left them there.
"So Navi right, nice to meet you I'm Eyebrows" she said as she followed the fairy.

 

[Zirat]

Airman let the meeting pass without comment after the dress wearing angel decided that not TRYING[ to scrap him was the best course of action. Airman knew they were morons, though in cases like this dangerous morons. Just the right kind to bring down that sorry excuse for a doctor.

Approaching the Cherub meant for him Airman began to break down the Wily Process in order to figure out what to do.
Step 1: Escape Jail. Can be assumed to have been accomplished.
Step 2: Create New Skull Fortress. Another given
Step 3: Construct Robot Masters To Act As Elite Minions. Judging by the monstrosity that he just survived, that's a big fat check.
Step 4: Await in Skull Fortress for Adventurous Morons.
Ah.
And that's where we are now.

With an artificial sigh Airman grabbed onto the Cherub "

Well, I guess things are probably going to be the same again.  Though it may be interesting to be on the other side of it for once.  Lead the way, and if you utter a single word I will shred you just like that Flamingo from before

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