The Big, The Bad, And The Brawly. (Yet Another) Brawl RP.

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"Hell yeah. Me and my bro spent all night telling ghost stories... And when that crazy nun finally fell asleep... BLAM." Murasa said with a grin as she yawned and mourned the loss of the world's greatest Sandwich.
 

BoosterGold

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Eyebrows was sleeping peacefully when suddenly Pit burst in through the door like a deranged pitcher of fruit punch and dragged her from her restful slumber. "Ugh...what...Mommy I don't wanna be an adventurer I wanna be a ballerina...Oh um Hey Pit." she said the Angel burst in


Later that morning Pit had gathered the group, in the Sky Palace. "Well I guess it wasn't bad once I learned to ignore Navi, The Dungeon was a nice touch felt like home." she said flippantly
 

Safe in the Dark

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Saber smiled slightly. "Me and my dear Praetor had a bit of a disagreement, but we made up, in a truly wonderful way." Protago had suddenly grown quite flustered and shook his head speaking up rapidly. "It's not what it sounds like! Really..." The imperious woman simply smirked at his comments.
 

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Yasha let a leer shift Saber and Protag O.'s way. "I suppose anyone can find love, somewhere."

He tried to thank Pit, but found the words slow in coming. "The room was... very shiny."
 

Safe in the Dark

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"Even if my Praetor isn't real. My feelings for him are." saber stated proudly. "Say what you will about all of our current predicaments, but if he can be as he was when I knew him, then let this world be the bastion of my Desires." Saber looked down for a minute dwelling on that fact. "Praetor... I hope that we will never be separated like we were." Protago took the thought into account. 'This current body... It's better than what the moon cell gave me.. but just like then... there's a chance that this will also be taken... My memories... My feelings, who I am now... and who I will be when the dream fades... If she wasn't so sure of this lasting, I'd almost feel desperate.'
 

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Alex couldn't help but put his hand to his face at the unabashed drama ensuing in front of him. "So, uh, what exactly do we do now?"
 

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Yes, the quarters were indeed accommodating.  Though I guess it may be proper to apologize for opening fire upon you when you retrieved me
" though before he allowed to Angel to accept this he quickly added;
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Though it can also be equally distributed to be your fault, one does not simply barge into a room devoid of anything but a Robot Master without any repercussions
" he chided to the childish angel. "
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You would do well to remember that, you squishy little punk
 

Fury Is Me.

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Pit vaguely understood Airman's threats, and to be frank, he didn't really care about them either. Pit began his long, boring sermon. "Ahem. Professor Wily has set up his base in the face of a nearby mountain. The base is easily detected as Professor Wily has carved a skull shape into the side of the mountain and within said skull lies his base. Me, Palutena, and the Angels shall create a frontal assault with which to open the main doors to his base and let you all in. From there, whatever angels can get in to help you will, but do not expect many. Expect high resistance from Professor Wily's forces. The angels shall descend from the left, right and front sides to attack any garrisons he may have set up. We'll pull a Blitzkrieg strategy along with a maneuver i like to call the "Pit Pull" To-"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE KNOW HOW THIS'LL WORK. You'll just rush straight forward and break in with the most straight forward lancing attack ever. Let's just skip to when he's done with all this. ... Wow, this goes on for three more pages... He assigned you to Alpha and Gold teams... Huh. Forget that crap, just bum rush it. Oh, here it is.

"And that's the plan. When you get inside, find Wily and try to 'Persuade' him to tell you his plan so that we may destroy whatever he is doing in the swiftest, most effective way possible, as well as finding out if he has any other bases in the world. Any questions?"
 

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"Yeah. Are the guards there robots or organic targets? If I get hurt, I may need some, let's call it biomass to recover."
 

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"More than likely they are machine in nature. If that is all the questions we have, then we must get a move on if we're going to take him out. Follow me." Pit said, like he ran the damn joint. He lead the group to a very large, golden Chariot, which they could all fit in. It had no horses reined to the front, but Pit lifted the reins anyway and snapped them hard. The chariot liftedoff the ground almost instantly and began flying off into the sunrise. Palutena and an army of angels followed shortly behind them. "Take this time to steel thyself." Pit said. I bet he thinks he sounds REEEEAAAAL cool using sophisticated words and phrases and using things like "Thy" and "Thou" And "Thee". Sheesh.

MEANWHILE. AT Mt. WILY. Dr. Wily was inquiring about his hostage. "Did we manage to secure a hostage yet? I'm dying to know if i have a trump card or not." A robot nearby saluted him and nodded in affirmation "Sir. we indeed captured a hostage. It's a young woman." Another robot carried a young girl into the room, who was highly bound in ropes. She wore a red shirt with a crucifix design in white in the middle, had her long brown hair in twintails, blue eyes, a black skirt and black thigh highs. It was Rin, Protag O.'s girl. Or. One of his girls. Dr. Wily nearly ripped his face in two with his big, gapping smile. "Excellent! Excellent! OHOHOHOHO! Now we have a hostage! And what a pretty little hostage she is! You must be someone's sweetie, little girl! That makes it all the better. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 

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When the chariot landed, Alex was the first one off the chariot. An alarm klaxon sounded off and several turrets sprouted from the ground in front of the base. They all began firing blinding industrial lasers at him. He raised his arm, and a thick shield plate grew on it. However, one of the beams managed to hit him before he could raise the shield, knocking him back and giving him what would be a third-degree burn on humans. Alex shook himself awake and advanced, his organic shield raised until he got close to a turret. He grabbed hold of the machine's gun and ripped it off, then stuck his hand into the wiring and fired it manually, destroying the other turrets in the process.

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"ALERT. FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE DOWN."
"Now that's what I like to hear."
 

Fury Is Me.

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"alright everybody, move! Let the angels go first, we'll keep everything distracted! Move out!" Pit shouted as he leaped off the chariot, all the angels began to follow him and fan out, covering all sides. Before long, a raging battle was going on below, as robots and angels fought one another. That just sounds cool; Robots and Angels. anyway, the chariot slowly descended to the ground, letting our heroes get off without much of a hitch. Lasers and divine arrows were flying across the field as Robots of all kinds fought the many angels. there were big robots, and small robots. Robots with lots of guns and robots with heavy armor and brutal fists. Even GUTSMAN were here, original form, kicking angel ass.

Dr. Wily viewed the battlefield from his room in the center of his complex, musing to himself about his plans, when a robot ran in, looking exasperated, even for a robot. "Sir! We're under attack!" He shouted. Dr. Wily turned around and shot him with an energy gun, frying her center and most of his circuits. the robot fell over, "dead". "Thank you, Mr. Points-out-the-obvious-a-lot! But it won't matter, for the preparations are already complete! Once they get here, they're in for a very big, very mean surprise!" He reached to his right, where Rin Tohsaka was bound to a crucifix. "Especially whoever you belong to, little girl. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 

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Komachi hoped off the flying chariot and followed Alex, slicing through robots that stood in her way. She would press on but she wasn't in the mood to be at the forefront of the assault, an automatic target of everyone ahead of them. Besides, he's got a sheild, which is perfect for a meat tank, while she didn't. She did stop to shoot at some of the robots ahead of them with coin danmaku, trying to thin their numbers a bit, at least.
 

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Eyebrows surveyed the battlefield with as the robot masters were brawling with Pit's angel army. It was glorious to behold.
"Now this looks like fun!" she shouted with manic glee as she pulled out the trusted flail-o-matic and began to beat as many robots as she could find into scrap metal, she continued her horrible rampaging until she saw the backside of on very large beefy robot.

"AHHH ITS GUTSMAN'S ASS!" she screamed as a musical tone played.
 

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"I am coming, Eyebrows!"

Yasha shot like a bullet across the battlefield. As an angel grapped with a medium-sized robot, Yasha snatched the mechanical foe's head while running by. It made an excellent club to batter the next one in his path as he dodged around their bullets. As lasers tried to pin him down, he grabbed hold of the nearest Wily-bot to use as a makeshift shield.

The demigod spun around on the spot, the screaming little botling soaking up more concentrated light than a Jersey native.

With that robot's day thoroughly ruined, Yasha tossed him aside and made a beeline for Gutsman, launching his ranged scythed mantra to try and soften him up while the distance closed.
 

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"Thanks for the back up Yasha I owe you a drink later." she said laughing as the Scythe Mantra smashed into Gutsman's ass. She took this opportunity to beat him with the flail-o-matic, as well as toss out 4 toxiblobbys to beat the minions that might take advantage of this and go after her.
 

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Gutsman turned to face Yasha and Eyebrows. "You know what they say, Twerps! No pain, no gain!" He said, as he threw a hard punch towards Eyebrows.
 

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Airman was doing his damn best to start tearing through the horde, wanting to make it right into the base entrance. "
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A skull fortress... subtlety was never in the good Doctors repertoire
" he said, working his way through the welcoming party. Airman allowed the other 'heroes' to do the work with distracting the big ones while he made a beeline for the innards. En-Route found a defensive line of Sniper and Hammer Joes taking potshots at the intruders, making a respectable amount of hits with each volley and deflecting incoming fire with their shields.
They saw him coming and a few rearranged themselves to aim towards the charging Robot Master, A Hammer Joe spun and flung it's weapon while a few Snipers opened fire with their guns. Airman slid under the incoming hammer but it put him right into the line of fire for the Snipers bullets, a few punched into him, but nothing that would put a stopper on his offensive.

Firing up his main weapon Airman fired a bevvy of whirlwinds at the defensive line, they predictably raised their shields to block the fire, but that suited him just fine. For the moment when they had to stop firing Airman was able to jump over the line and spun around. He fired a large funnel of wind from his central turbine, tearing a few of them to scrap metal in the gale wind and scattering the others like debris, essentially destroying the defensive line they had set up.
 

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From within the compound, two important looking robots were in a security booth, watching the battle from safety. "They're through the second line!!!" One of them shouted. "These guys are CRAZY!" said the other one. It's true, there was but one short line to the main entrance of Wily's base left, and one could make it to the door with a lucky mad dash, but the door was sealed shut. Being the intelligent and intellectual man Dr. Wily is, though, he opened the door to let more robots go out. The last line was immediately swept with angels. "GO NOW!" Pit shouted at everyone.

"Yes! Come join me friends! It'll be the last thing you pitiful worms ever see, BWAHAHAHAHA!" Said Dr. Wily, who was also watching the battle from his central room. "We better get going, my dear." He said to Rin, who was still bound and gagged to a cross. A large robot hoisted her onto his shoulder and followed Dr. Wily out of his room and away.
 

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Eyebrows ducked under the large dangerous fist that Gutsman was throwing at her and then brought down her flail onto the Robot Master's robot head with a sicking Bonk. After she hit the robot man, she called out, "Blobby's initiated 'Feeding Frenzy' on my mark...3..2.1 MARK!" as she screamed out Mark the four blobbys dove at Gutsman assaulting him, from all sides .
It was at this point that Pit called out that it was Go time.
"Be with you in a second Buck Tudrussel" she called to Pit.