The biggest f**kup...

[sirdanrhodes]

You know what I mean, share your true "FAIL" moments.

My story is about my friend. It is OK to accept that MSN virus once (the one that sends itself without you knowing), but it takes a truly stupid moron to accept it twice... on the same day... after being warned...

 

[Erana]

I finally won over (in most people's opinion) the hardest professor in my school, and then I managed to miss the ceremony where they gave me an award for my final paper... >.<

Needless to say, she was disappointed.

 

[sequio]

I got into a car accident from being distracted by a squirrel.

 

[aRealGuitarHero707]

i hit a mailbox on my own street

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I got into a car accident from being distracted by a squirrel.

I hope you hit it.

 

[Maddenfreak]

My freind knocked my hat off and while trying to reach back and get it I accidentily racked my other freind who was right behind me

 

[EeveeElectro]

Oh, where do I start...


I once tried getting the toast out the toaster with a metal knife.
Thankfully, I didn't get electrocuted, but the toaster blew up.

I blamed my sister

 

[Sennz0r]

I didn't accept the option of dating a super hot girl I know. She's into the same things I am, and she's a model, yet I refused.

 

[Evilbunny]

One time I was with a girl and i tried to do that thing where you pretend to yawn so you can put your arm around her, but I fucked up and accidentally elbowed her in the eye. I was so embarrassed after that I couldn't bring myself to make another move that night. It sucked.

 

[sequio]

OH yeah, I sent an e-mail to a friend of mine with a picture of my desktop to show step by step how to run Hijack This, but mine had a window open with the title "Anal contractions." I didn't really think about it until he called me fag.

I should also mention I was looking up facts about the donkey punch.

 

[Evilbunny]

OH yeah, I sent an e-mail to a friend of mine with a picture of my desktop to show step by step how to run Hijack This, but mine had a window open with the title "Anal contractions." I didn't really think about it until he called me fag.

I should also mention I was looking up facts about the donkey punch.

HAHAHA! That made my day.

 

[Handofpwn]

I hit a lamp post with my rearview mirror while I was backing out of my driveway...

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

I didn't back up my Adv. Legal Writing Paper and lost the entire thing (along with my hard drive) when the laptop promptly fell off my desk.

Oh God, it hurts to remember it...

 

[Solo508]

I played Runescape

 

[Handofpwn]

That is an epic fail...

 

[Riicek]

i hit a mailbox on my own street

Pssh. That's nothing. I ran into (and uprooted) a mailbox on my street while riding my bike when I was younger.

Some time after that I ran into a mailman while going extremely fast downhill as he stepped out of his truck.

My childhood taught me to never trust the USPS.

Of course, those probably aren't my biggest F-ups. And there's lots more.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Applying for second year in high school.

 

[Viking Moose]

I may have one day wanted to cut open a glow stick. I started by cutting it and then I bent the tube, but little old retarded me didn't stop and think about what happens when something in a tight space has a space to move to. The glowy stuff decided it liked my eye better then the tube.

 

[wewontdie11]

One time I was with a girl and i tried to do that thing where you pretend to yawn so you can put your arm around her, but I fucked up and accidentally elbowed her in the eye. I was so embarrassed after that I couldn't bring myself to make another move that night. It sucked.

Got a similar one, girl was cozying up to me and just messing about while watching a movie and she tried to put her legs across mine and she caught me square in the nuts. Not only did I get nowhere but the film was shite and I had bruised love spuds.

Biggest and most embarrassing fail I'm willing to divulge was when I was briskly walking through my town centre and an incredibly fit girl from my old college class across the street caught my eye. That look lingered for a little two long as I walked head first into a lamp post and fell straight into an old woman. Worst part was she must have heard the clang of skull on metal as she turned round to see me flatten grandma. Bad times.

 

[JMeganSnow]

I tend to block out my most serious bonehead moments, but I did once get so into playing a computer game that I forgot about a REAL tabletop game I was supposed to be playing in. Fortunately the GM got bogged down at work and canceled the game.

My only car accident involved me turning left into the back end of another car for no apparent reason. We were both going slow so there was no real damage, but it was still really stupid.

My employer once sent me out for a training seminar. I went to their website for driving directions and clicked on the "Dayton Center" directions. Well, unbeknownst to me this was a general link to their "directions" page instead of a direct link to only the Dayton Center directions. So I copied down the first *set* of directions without thinking and proceeded to drive to Cincinnati through rush-hour traffic and construction, find out I was in the wrong place, and have to drive all the way back to the other training center. Two intersections away some lady rear-ends me at a stoplight. This was the day my grandmother died. Needless to say, I was Upset.

When my family went to Hawaii for vacation I misread the date on my return flight and wound up stranded at the airport 24 hours earlier with little money and no rental car. The Ramada Inn gave me a Distressed Traveler discount for a room. I was a little surprised that they'd give those out for being a dumbass.