The Button Game

[reg42]

I started this game on a different forum about 2 years ago, and it was pretty successful, so I thought I would try it here.

It goes like this:
I say what button I press, the next person tells me what the button does, and then they say what button they pressed.

For example:
"I push the 'quit' button and..."

"Your game's protagonist turns into a giant duck"
"I push the 'play' button and..."

Okay, I'll start.
I push the 'X' button and

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

...you instanly die and the chechpoint has you at 1/10000 health.
I press the red button and..

 

[reg42]

your burrito is ready

I press the kill button and...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

..you die.
I press the triangle panic button and...

 

[Jubbsy]

And nothing happens. But the sign above the button warns that unbearable circumstances will result from pushing the button. You get scared and try to find out what it did. This becomes your life goal and you become obsessed with finding the result of the button.

Along your quest for the answer you alienate those you love and end up journeying to southern america with a team of comandos in an attempt to over throw thier government and hopefull find out the consequence of the button from their intel.

You stage a millitary coup and end up killing a small village.

A local news crew captures this and the story is broadcast world wide.

You become so frustratated that you mount a surprise assualt on the whitehouse. As your team of comandos is about to be overcome by the secret service and yourself killed you run away and stumble upon an elevator.

You climb in and are take deep underground to a secret bunker. There you find documents that give proof of various myths and massacres. In your shock you stumble back and fall onto the nuclear warhead activation panel. 200, 000 nukes worldwide are dentonated which destroys half the planets mass.

The planet is sent spiraling out of orbit and the planet crumbles into nothing.

EVERYONE DIES.

The button has won.

I press the up button.

 

[reg42]

and you speak.... really.... slowly.....
I press the Red Hot Chili Pepper button

 

[Jubbsy]

And you are forever doomed to. speak. like. this.

I press the eternity button.

 

[Raven's Nest]

And you are forced to spend eternity watching Hannah Montana...

I press the button labelled 'Free Head'

 

[ultimateownage]

And your head explodes.

I press the tiny pink button and...

 

[CounterAttack]

a cake falls out of the sky on your head.

I push the Muse button.

 

[Raven's Nest]

And you become mutated due to over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

You push the crusty toe knuckle button...

 

[Sir Bob]

It rains jelly beans.

I press the Backspace key...

 

[Pimppeter2]

You become Neil Armstrong!

I press the P key.

 

[Smagmuck_]

And you have to go pee.

I press the sex buton...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Chuck Norris kicks you in the Balls

I press the Waffle button...

 

[CounterAttack]

and immediately get trampled by a horde of strippers.

I push the Ninja'd button...

 

[Raven's Nest]

...Lvl4 Pidgey is confused...

I push the button labelled 'U R GAYZ IF U TOUCH ME!!1

 

[CounterAttack]

Your money is liberated from your wallet and bank account.

I push the Saxton Hale button.

 

[SteakHeart]

You get news that Saxton Hale did your mom last night.

I push the ASdfafobnqeoerg1q53hbq3rg button.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

and the australian bad ass rips you in half with his mind

I push the Gravity button