The Button Game

[Nouw]

And I can no longer play Halo normally

You push the Kill Miley Cyrus Button.

 

[j1-2themax]

Suddenly, the doors shut and you'rer forced to listen to her songs for the rest of your sad, pathetic, and possibly short live.

I push the button that has an out of order sign on it.

 

[Smagmuck_]

You explode...

I press the donut release button...

 

[x0ny]

a fairy appeared and said "please allow 28 working days for us to deliver your donut with pink icing and sprinkles"
I pressed the purple button with pink spots and...

 

[Code Monkey]

..and a Donut falls from orbit, crushing my enemies beneath it's doughy tread.

I press the "Anatidaephobia" button...

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

You get sniped buy a duck.

I press the smallest button I could find (I needed a toothpick)

 

[CounterAttack]

You get shrunk to the size of a pinhead.

I push the Doomsday Arcade button.

 

[j1-2themax]

Barrels start coming directly at you.

I push the "Boom" button.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

and your all your enemies(and your mother) explode like the bailey in V for Vendetta

I push the ODST button

 

[CounterAttack]

You get bashed in the face by a black dude with a sniper rifle.

I push the Pyro button.

 

[ultimateownage]

And you spontaneously combust.

I push the invisible button...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

IT MAYKES JEW DEF!

I push the Shift Key.

 

[ultimateownage]

And you run at the speed of light, flying out of the atmosphere and into a distant galaxy far far away to have amazing adventures.

I push the Post button and...

 

[Raven's Nest]

Postman pat takes a shit through your letter box...

I push the button...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

You explode.

I push CTRL+ALT+DEL and...

 

[j1-2themax]

your computer BSODs.

I push the yellow button.

 

[Metric Monkey]

it turns green and emits gamma rays.

I push the detonation button and...

 

[CounterAttack]

You find a thermonuke under your chair.

I push the Red vs. Blue button.

 

[Raven's Nest]

It turns purple

I push the twilight button

 

[Code Monkey]

and some of the lights go out, but not all.

I press the jewfkrenkfxja button...