The Button Game

[dalek sec]

Your head implodes.

I push the shiny candy red button.

 

[CounterAttack]

You get a bag of "candy" from a stranger.

I push the Adventurer button.

 

[dalek sec]

Woo! Drugs for me!

OT: I almost get killed during the adventure.

You push the FTL start up button.

 

[reg42]

The FTL shuts down

You press the Fly button

 

[NeoAC]

Jeff Goldblum takes me on a plane.

You push the any key.

 

[ultimateownage]

And the fish explodes.

I push the button which may or may not be a real button.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Something may or may not, have just happened to you.

I press the Freud button...

 

[CounterAttack]

and you learn a new definition of the Freudian slip: when you say something, but mean your mother.

I push the Rock button.

 

[dalek sec]

You get a rock.

I push the Blue button.

 

[CounterAttack]

Your skin turns orange.

I push the Rock Lobster button.

 

[Smagmuck_]

...And you get slaped with a stone lobster statue.

I press the sexy party button...

 

[dalek sec]

And nothing happens, it's broken!

I press the normal party button...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

its messed up too ugly hookers come to party with you

I push the "Will it Blend?" button

 

[CounterAttack]

Someone appears out of nowhere, shoves your head in a blender and hits the button.

I push the Drums button.

 

[Randoms]

I play a wicked percussion solo

I push the Office button.

 

[CounterAttack]

Windows uninstalls itself for some unknown reason.

I push the Winter-een-mas button.

 

[Randoms]

Someone posts a Generic Pun

I push the Postal button.

 

[Dark Knifer]

The postal button pushes you, no I can't think of anything better.

I push the button that clearly states "DO NOT PRESS" in gigantic neon signs.

 

[Vrex360]

And an army of Sangheili warriors arrive and exterminate you. Then they say to your half dead body:
"See, you shouldn't have pushed it."

I push the button labelled 'love' and....

 

[ultimateownage]

Your heart explodes.

I push the button with an eerie green light.