The Celebrity Rumor Game

[Darkauthor81]

Start your own (fake) outrageous celebrity rumor here!

I'll kick things off.


"John Travolta's hair is alive. Sadly it's the only part of him that is. During the filming of Grease new experimental hair gel was used on him that ended up making his hair alive and sentient. Soon after it strangled him to death in the night and took control of his body"

 

[andrat]

Turns out Pamela Anderson's boobs are real.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Sharon Osbourne IS Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[Darkauthor81]

JK Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books, secretly hates children. She carries around a super soaker full of old toilet water to hose them down with if they come to close to her

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Obama is not really a US citizen.

Oh wait every major news outlet has tried this one already. Damn you Fox news you rumor ninja.

 

[Darkauthor81]

David Bowie, while trying on his costume for Labyrinth, refused to accept modifications to his tights to hide his protruding package stating that this his chance to get into the porno industry.

 

[War Penguin]

Mel Gibson is Jewish. Weird, right?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Barack Obama is a robot sent back from the future to destroy all of mankind with marshmellows and cheese

 

[Darkauthor81]

Jackson's style of dancing first came to life when one of his brothers slipped itching powder down the back of his pants during one of their family concerts. The resulting gyrations and shouts became the trademark of his career