The Character Dilemma...

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ThatLankyBastard

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So, here's the situation...

Through amazing and mysterious means, you've found a genie... but not just any genie! No, you've found an Extremely Nerdy Genie... He's also kind of a prick... He doesn't want to give you the money, fame and endless women/men you originally wanted... In those 3 wishes place, he gives you a choice...

You can bring to life any 3 characters from any book/show/movie/video game. Who do you choose and why?

Couple small things though...
-You cannot use the characters to grant you wishes (AKA Genie from Aladdin)
-The characters will look, act, and be the same as they appear in the books/movies/ games/ show, (so if you chose Sovereign from Mass Effect, then you'd have a huge-ass, kick-ass, evil-ass ship crawling around)
-the characters retain all powers they had where they appear in ( which means Darth Vader can force-choke your ass into submission)

My 3 choices...
Liara- Mass Effect
Reason: The child is always Asari... hehehe...

Konata- Lucky Star
Reason: Because Konata is awesome!

Rayquaza- Pokemon
Reason: Because that would make me the king of everything...

... I never said they had to be good reasons...
 

Vault101

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hmmmmm

Rex from fallout Newvegas- why have a normal dog when you can have a cybernetic dog?

Urdnot wrex form Mass effect- Id hire him as a body gaurd

Zevran from dragon age origins- well.....I think I dont need to explain that one
 

trooper6

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Mrs. Peel from the TV show The Avengers...because she is awesome.
Superman from...well, you know...because the world could use a super-powered boy scout like Superman.
Buckeroo Banzai...because the world could use Buckeroo Banzai as well.
 

The Apothecarry

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The Apothecary - Dawn of War II: Retribution
A healer who can defend himself is important.


Sergeant Edward Buck - Halo 3: ODST
It's Nathan Fillion as an ODST. Badass level is OVER 9000!!


Rushuna Tendo - Grenadier: The Beautiful Warrior
She's one of of the few anime women I could tolerate and she'd be as much fun to stare at as to travel with.
 

OniSuika

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Chie Satonaka - Persona 4: Sure why not. She seems fun to be with. And we both like steak, I think that's something to get along by... No ulterior motives here guys. *whistles*

Kyon - The Haruhi Suzumiya series: My life doesn't have enough deadpan snarking in it yet.

Kamina - Gurren Lagann: I would never feel depressed, doubt my own capabilities, or stop feeling manly EVER AGAIN.
 

OniSuika

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The Apothecarry said:
Sergeant Edward Buck - Halo 3: ODST
It's Nathan Fillion as an ODST. Badass level is OVER 9000!!
Why the hell didn't I think of that.
 

starkiller212

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I'd be such a troll:

Kirby (for cuteness and WTFness in real life)
Cortana (for obvious reasons. oh and having a smart AI would be cool too XD )
Glarthir! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR7B5YCvBus is reason enough)
 

WolfThomas

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Dr Eskine to make me a super soldier with his serum.
Tony Stark to design me a Iron-man suit
Dr Strange to teach me magic.
 

rosemystica

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The Phantom Stranger: He would wander the world giving random people cryptic-but-uplifting advice and hope, and using his awesome magic powers to give folks a hand when shit really hits the fan. I just think it'd be really cool to have an almost-omniscient mega-powerful do-gooder running around to encourage everyone ever. And also he'd be awesome as a drinking buddy on the weekends.

A Gulpin from Pokemon: I want my own adorable acid-spewing pet blob. :D

A Space Marine: I want a nine-foot-tall walking tank as my best friend. People wouldn't make fun of me anymore with that sorta bastard leaning over my shoulder, and we wouldn't have to wait in line at the movies. It would be totally sweet.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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1. Naoto Shirogane-my wife. :p

2. Garrus Vakarian-my bro.

3. Blaziken-my awesome pet.

That wasn't a dilemma, that was easy.
 

Cazza

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The Doctor
Dr. Gregory House
Yoda

I'm sure they could solve some of the worlds problems.