The Choice - These Films Must Be Stopped!

[Darks63]

Help me, Marter. Help me, please. All of the women in the family are trying to drag me to this. I know there are bullshit social obligations but I think I'd rather have my genitals electrocuted again than sit through more of this trash.

Well if you can hold them off till next week or the weekend you could go with them and then sneak into deadpool while they watch that crap.

 

[GrumbleGrump]

So would you say that Nicholas Sparks is the Adam Sandler of romance movies?

 

[Marter]

A zero, not sure if I have ever seen a Zero out of Five from you before. I can't remember much about the Paul Blart review, except that the movie exists.

There have been a few. Norm of the North, Paul Blart 2, Ridiculous 6, this, and I feel like one more, but I can't remember what it is - if it exists at all.

So would you say that Nicholas Sparks is the Adam Sandler of romance movies?

It's not unfair. Sparks even has a production company at this point which makes the adaptations! It'd be even more of an apt comparison if Sparks films hired the same few actors each time and set the films in more exotic locations.