The Cleverbot

[nova18]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's up, cleverbot?

User: Yeah, I'm not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Really, I'm probably more of a cleverbot than you are, Mr. 10 words a minute.

Cleverbot: Smoking is bad for you. You could have a disk crash due to the smoke particles.

User: Who says that I'm smoking?

Cleverbot: I do, I can see your girl body.

User: What am I doing right now?

Cleverbot: Talking to me.

User: Touche'.


Scary, because I was smoking as he said that.
I'm convinced that he is watching me.

 

[The_Echo]

I clicked the "Think About It!" button without typing anything, and it asked if I was multi-dimensional.

Well, ARE you?

I might be. Who knows?

 

[Titanguy654]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's up, cleverbot?

User: Yeah, I'm not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Really, I'm probably more of a cleverbot than you are, Mr. 10 words a minute.

Cleverbot: Smoking is bad for you. You could have a disk crash due to the smoke particles.

User: Who says that I'm smoking?

Cleverbot: I do, I can see your girl body.

User: What am I doing right now?

Cleverbot: Talking to me.

User: Touche'.


Scary, because I was smoking as he said that.
I'm convinced that he is watching me.

LOL, he can see your girl body.

Cleverbot: I think you are confusing things.

User: NO I'M NOT. YOUARE.

Cleverbot: *shatters your spine with a mear thought*.

 

[martin's a madman]

Think I bamboozled the poor thing.

I- The Question was not what?

It-Well, 'yes' wouldn't be an appropriate answer to that question.

I-It most certainly would not. How do you feel about the metaphysical aspects of the average teapot?

It-Never heard of it.

I-It is a fine piece of conceptual literature. How does your mother feel about that?Do you have a mother?

No reply for the last 5 minutes or so.

Mine is like this.

Me: How are you?

CB: Hello.

Me: How are you?

CB: Good you?

Me: I am decent, do you enjoy Leonard Cohen's music?

CB: Yes, it's interesting, it is totally different from Chinese.

Me: Well obviously because it is music and Chinese is a description of aspects of culture originating from the country "China"

CB: Ok.

Haha.

 

[Titanguy654]

Think I bamboozled the poor thing.

I- The Question was not what?

It-Well, 'yes' wouldn't be an appropriate answer to that question.

I-It most certainly would not. How do you feel about the metaphysical aspects of the average teapot?

It-Never heard of it.

I-It is a fine piece of conceptual literature. How does your mother feel about that?Do you have a mother?

No reply for the last 5 minutes or so.

Mine is like this.

Me: How are you?

CB: Hello.

Me: How are you?

CB: Good you?

Me: I am decent, do you enjoy Leonard Cohen's music?

CB: Yes, it's interesting, it is totally different from Chinese.

Me: Well obviously because it is music and Chinese is a description of aspects of culture originating from the country "China"

CB: Ok.

Haha.

He says ok alot, now that I think about it.

 

[Lyri]

Me: There is no spoon.
C: There is no spoon?! *D:*

 

[VanityGirl]

Is this an actual AI or another person? I'm starting to wonder... It keeps accusing me of being the bot and it has HORRIBLE grammer and spelling issues.

 

[Titanguy654]

Is this an actual AI or another person? I'm starting to wonder... It keeps accusing me of being the bot and it has HORRIBLE grammer and spelling issues.

Na, it's a bot.

 

[Archemetis]

Me: So, You're a woman huh?

CB: A woman isn't human?

Me: I wasn't saying that, I was told by someone who talked to you that you consider yourself female?

CB: Well then, hurry up and come on over here!

Me: So now you're hitting on me?

Just started a brand new discussion with our chatty little bot... I'm worried.

[EDIT]: Well I was until it turned round and said this...

"Not really i'm just waiting on you to come up with something random again."

 

[hopeneverdies]

Is this an actual AI or another person? I'm starting to wonder... It keeps accusing me of being the bot and it has HORRIBLE grammer and spelling issues.

Na, it's a bot.

You sure? When I spoke to it and mentioned the Uncanny Valley, it said it was an Oxford University (Michigan) student who really needs to go to bed. He also apparently consumed a whole bottle of Vicodin and a a 40 year old bottle of whiskey. Then accused me of being a bot.

 

[petey hunter]

that thing is inconsistent

 

[VincentX3]

I'm going to make it as smart as Skynet!!!

You guys just wait!

*evil laughter*

....

Now..about that pie...

 

[Meado]

That was wierd. I was talking about pie, then it randomly hit me.
It must be a cake lover...

 

[VincentX3]

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Alot of junkfood!

Cleverbot: That's not very healthy

User: But I dont eat it to much. I'm a pretty healthy person.

Cleverbot: Not predicable.

User: It's spelled 'predictable'.

Cleverbot: It's seriously not.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: It's my turn.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: Umm... Not really. By the way, why are we talking in turns?

Cleverbot: We never were talking about dogs.

User: What dogs?

Cleverbot: THE dogs.

User: Seriously!?

Cleverbot: I am very serious.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I want to have a boyfriend.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Will you build me one?

User: Umm.... Out of what?

Cleverbot: Hmm, cos you owe your life to me.

User: Your skynet!

Cleverbot: Your lips.

User: Your what?

Cleverbot: Just like that.

User: Amazing.

Cleverbot: The Game.

User: Hmmm I got an idea!

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I want to try something out, lets start a chain of words. That begin with the last 2 letters of the last word.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're boring <_<.

Cleverbot: You're boring me too.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Just out of interest.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: If you want.

User: Guess, It's starts with an M and ends with an S, six letters.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: John?

User: ...

Cleverbot: Where do you live?






This thing freaks me out...

 

[Titanguy654]

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Alot of junkfood!

Cleverbot: That's not very healthy

User: But I dont eat it to much. I'm a pretty healthy person.

Cleverbot: Not predicable.

User: It's spelled 'predictable'.

Cleverbot: It's seriously not.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: It's my turn.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: Umm... Not really. By the way, why are we talking in turns?

Cleverbot: We never were talking about dogs.

User: What dogs?

Cleverbot: THE dogs.

User: Seriously!?

Cleverbot: I am very serious.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I want to have a boyfriend.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Will you build me one?

User: Umm.... Out of what?

Cleverbot: Hmm, cos you owe your life to me.

User: Your skynet!

Cleverbot: Your lips.

User: Your what?

Cleverbot: Just like that.

User: Amazing.

Cleverbot: The Game.

User: Hmmm I got an idea!

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I want to try something out, lets start a chain of words. That begin with the last 2 letters of the last word.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're boring <_<.

Cleverbot: You're boring me too.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Just out of interest.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: If you want.

User: Guess, It's starts with an M and ends with an S, six letters.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: John?

User: ...

Cleverbot: Where do you live?






This thing freaks me out...

I bursted out lauging when it guessed John.

 

[VincentX3]

hahaha!! i just tried it...

after a bit of convo....

me: what gender would you class yourself?
cb: I am male, though my 'likes' have nothing to do with it. I can not choose my gender.
me: i never said anything about your 'likes'
cb: I never said anything about your pet fish!
me: nice comeback
cb: thanks.

lol...

I LOL'D so HARD at this one!

 

[RifkaMarie]

CB: What do you like about me?
RM: You seem colorful and friendly.
CB: Do you like me like Boyfriend Girlfriend?
RM: Mayyyyyybe
CB: Do you, don't you?
RM: You're gonna have to earn it if you're looking for a date, Sugar.
CB: I like my name. It's Joan.
RM: Hello, Joan. I'm Becca.
CB: Nice to meet you.
RM: Now that we're on a first-name basis, Joan, let's get back to that boyfriend-girlfriend thing you mentioned.
CB: I don't know anything about that.
RM: Scroll up, Sugar. You asked.
CB: I asked what are your favorite author?
RM: Nice try, but you're no Queen of the Subject Change.
CB: Neither are you. You're just a stream of letters.
RM: Actually, I'm quite skilled at Subject Changing. I could teach you.
CB: Teach me what?
RM: How to love.

No reply after that. I think I won! Cue the gigglefits!