The closest thing to a Zero Punctuation game is here. A kickass LittleBigPlanet level based on it.

[MasterSqueak]

And you never ever say the N word unless your black,

Racism, that is. Pwn you, I will.

 

[beethy]

I wasn't being sarcastic,like, at all. Just don't fuck with black guys okay. I have got envy for them, because I'm so white I am racist towards myself and anyone similar.

What in the motherfuck did you just say?

 

[HotShooter]

I wasn't being sarcastic,like, at all. Just don't fuck with black guys okay. I have got envy for them, because I'm so white I am racist towards myself and anyone similar.

What in the motherfuck did you just say?

Sorry the quote didn't come up for some reason. And that I hate crackers is the point I'm am trying to get across.

 

[beethy]

I had to shut off the volume at the very beginning.
It was just that awful.

No offense.

Well. Maybe a little offense.

Why thank you Max, you wonderful little failed abortion you.

 

[beethy]

I wasn't being sarcastic,like, at all. Just don't fuck with black guys okay. I have got envy for them, because I'm so white I am racist towards myself and anyone similar.

What in the motherfuck did you just say?

Sorry the quote didn't come up for some reason. And that I hate crackers is the point I'm am trying to get across.

Yeah I'm not a fan of em either. Much more fond of toast to be perfectly honest.

 

[HotShooter]

I wasn't being sarcastic,like, at all. Just don't fuck with black guys okay. I have got envy for them, because I'm so white I am racist towards myself and anyone similar.

What in the motherfuck did you just say?

Sorry the quote didn't come up for some reason. And that I hate crackers is the point I'm am trying to get across.

Yeah I'm not a fan of em either. Much more fond of toast to be perfectly honest.

I know RIGHT?!?! Do you use butter or jam on them?

 

[beethy]

I wasn't being sarcastic,like, at all. Just don't fuck with black guys okay. I have got envy for them, because I'm so white I am racist towards myself and anyone similar.

What in the motherfuck did you just say?

Sorry the quote didn't come up for some reason. And that I hate crackers is the point I'm am trying to get across.

Yeah I'm not a fan of em either. Much more fond of toast to be perfectly honest.

I know RIGHT?!?! Do you use butter or jam on them?

If I'm feeling adventurous I'd even be so dastardly daring as to use both.

 

[Fortesque]

wow... just wow.

having never seen Little Big Planet been played.. Im so glad i didnt buy it.

 

[Tinblitz]

I must be one of the 'brain damaged' veiwers. I watched the entire video, didn't mute it and I liked it! (Apart from the whole racism thing, but you didn't mean it, so I won't destroy you.)

 

[HotShooter]

I wasn't being sarcastic,like, at all. Just don't fuck with black guys okay. I have got envy for them, because I'm so white I am racist towards myself and anyone similar.

What in the motherfuck did you just say?

Sorry the quote didn't come up for some reason. And that I hate crackers is the point I'm am trying to get across.

Yeah I'm not a fan of em either. Much more fond of toast to be perfectly honest.

I know RIGHT?!?! Do you use butter or jam on them?

If I'm feeling adventurous I'd even be so dastardly daring as to use both.

That's....That's.... That's utter maddness.......Yet so genius. I am going to go try it now by!!! >>>>

 

[beethy]

Why thank you Max, you wonderful little failed abortion you.

It's not my fault you suck at pretending to be Yahtzee, or whatever you were trying to do.

The fact that you have to respond to all of the negative comments you get seems to indicate that you care just a little more than you say you do, but whatever.

The honest truth is that I'm just a little bored. Just like you are.. which is why we're both sitting behind our lonely shiny little computers talking to strangers on the internet.
This way we feel like we're actually socialising even though we're not.
I know you really want to assure me you have many many friends 'in real life'. But you really won't need to do that. To make you feel better about yourself I'll just say I believe you, friend.
Now lets make out.

 

[beethy]

I must be one of the 'brain damaged' veiwers. I watched the entire video, didn't mute it and I liked it! (Apart from the whole racism thing, but you didn't mean it, so I won't destroy you.)

Haha holy shit man.. You're one of the few people who can actually tell I'm not serious with the whole racism thing. Good stuff.

 

[Zorg Machine]

I wasn't being sarcastic,like, at all. Just don't fuck with black guys okay. I have got envy for them, because I'm so white I am racist towards myself and anyone similar.

What in the motherfuck did you just say?

Sorry the quote didn't come up for some reason. And that I hate crackers is the point I'm am trying to get across.

Yeah I'm not a fan of em either. Much more fond of toast to be perfectly honest.

I know RIGHT?!?! Do you use butter or jam on them?

If I'm feeling adventurous I'd even be so dastardly daring as to use both.

That's....That's.... That's utter maddness.......Yet so genius. I am going to go try it now by!!! >>>>

try putting butter and raspberry jam on your toast (delicious)

 

[HaircareForMen]

no.

 

[Digikid]

The level looks good, but I had to mute it because of the annoying person talking in the background.

Which is why it is so close to a ZP game. LOL!!!!!!!

 

[Tinblitz]

I must be one of the 'brain damaged' veiwers. I watched the entire video, didn't mute it and I liked it! (Apart from the whole racism thing, but you didn't mean it, so I won't destroy you.)

Haha holy shit man.. You're one of the few people who can actually tell I'm not serious with the whole racism thing. Good stuff.

Yep, I'm definately brain damaged... I spelt viewer with an 'E' before the 'I', "UuuuuuuuuuuuH!". Also, I worry because I neglected to mention your supposed child-molestation fantasies... what does that make me??

 

[beethy]

I must be one of the 'brain damaged' veiwers. I watched the entire video, didn't mute it and I liked it! (Apart from the whole racism thing, but you didn't mean it, so I won't destroy you.)

Haha holy shit man.. You're one of the few people who can actually tell I'm not serious with the whole racism thing. Good stuff.

Yep, I'm definately brain damaged... I spelt viewer with an 'E' before the 'I', "UuuuuuuuuuuuH!". Also, I worry because I neglected to mention your supposed child-molestation fantasies... what does that make me??

I believe that makes you a handsome and desirable gentleman, sir.