The closest thing to a Zero Punctuation game is here. A kickass LittleBigPlanet level based on it.

[Xorghul]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

The level looks really cool (wish LBP was on PC or something) but I would've rathered the commentary was on the actual level.

There's some commentary here and there.
After doing videos for around 80 levels you run out of things to say in certain sections of the level.
So I've been filling that up with all sorts of politically incorrect nonsense.
A lot of my viewers don't even own LBP and only watch it for the commentary. Hah.

Why talk at all?

What is the meaning of life?

To die.

 

[Tinblitz]

Oh, that sounds like a perverse den of debauchery within severe need of a purging (makes a mental note to never EVER go there)

 

[JimmieDean]

My take on this is very, very simple; if ****** is offensive, it's offensive whoever uses it.

Really? Let's see how well your logic holds in other situations.

So if I let my hypothetical wife address me as "darling", does that mean I must not be offended if you call me such?
Or for that matter, if Michelle Obama calls her husband "my love", does that mean that every reporter in the Press Room is similarly allowed to address the President with that?
Or if I call my (again hypothetical) adult daughter "princess", does that mean she wouldn't have a right to be offended if her coworkers started calling her that as well?

Here's my own take on this:
You only get to call me "darling" if you're in a romantic relationship with me.
Better address Obama as "Mr President" even if his wife would call him with a more tender name.
Parents/grandparents are allowed to call their daughters/granddaughters "princess". Nobody else is.
And if you aren't black, don't casually use the word "******". Except in talking about how it oughtn't be used.

Its a word people get the fuck over it already.

 

[Jim Grim]

I liked the level alot but your commentary was terrible. The whole perverted thing was okay but when you started on the racism I had to mute you. And you never ever say the N word unless your black, and you are not cool enough to be black.

As you can see, the above is someone who is incredibly politcally correct. "You're not cool enough to be black." Hmm...

 

[HotShooter]

I liked the level alot but your commentary was terrible. The whole perverted thing was okay but when you started on the racism I had to mute you. And you never ever say the N word unless your black, and you are not cool enough to be black.

As you can see, the above is someone who is incredibly politcally correct. "You're not cool enough to be black." Hmm...

Damn straight.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

He should really be suspended again for constantly advertising his own site. I wouldn't exactly call that video a review, but it was intresting to see something that is the closest we have so far seen to a ZP game.

 

[Xvito]

That was pretty excellent duuuude! Thanks a lot for posting it duuuude.

I called you duuuude because you live in Australia, and everyone living in Australia is a Duuuude... whether they are or not.

 

[Halfbreed13]

I must know what this manly drink is since I have the utmost desire to become more manly.

Jet fuel and the blood of a tiger I strangled with my bare hands.

But.. you said stripey ran away..... T.T

 

[Weapon_Master_Jedi]

You can not wipe away and ignore hundreds of years of a terrible history because the ramifications upset your delicate sensibilities and ideas of fair. You can argue that is how things should be, but it is not, I'm afraid, how things are in reality, where "fair" and "simple takes" rarely, if ever, actually apply.

So because things are not as they should be, we shouldn't try to make it so? We should ignore the way things ought to be done, just because of a bunch of stupid, ignorant people who took a word, turned it into a belittling racial epithet?

The fact of the matter is, if YOU had done your homework - ****** (and I will use that word because I mean nothing by it, and it is racist of anybody to assume that I'm demeaning any of my friends with a different skin tone than I have) derives from the word niggard. Which means someone who is cheap, or ungenerous. Now, a bunch of stupid people a few hundred years ago decided it was funny to apply this word to black people because it is similar in its pronunciation to the word 'negro,' which is Latin for the color black.

I have white friends who use the word ******, but they don't use it specifically for black people. They use it to demean those who are stupid or ignorant, regardless of their color or ethnic history. So go ahead and rant about how its connotation is demeaning toward Black people. It's your right as an American. I won't stop you. But I WILL say that you need to realize not everyone who uses it thinks about it the same way.

Maybe if we start to understand each other's points of view, we can work together to build a better world for every-- wait, this is sounding a lot like something Yahtzee once said.

 

[Wargamer]

My take on this is very, very simple; if ****** is offensive, it's offensive whoever uses it.

Really? Let's see how well your logic holds in other situations.

So if I let my hypothetical wife address me as "darling", does that mean I must not be offended if you call me such?
Or for that matter, if Michelle Obama calls her husband "my love", does that mean that every reporter in the Press Room is similarly allowed to address the President with that?
Or if I call my (again hypothetical) adult daughter "princess", does that mean she wouldn't have a right to be offended if her coworkers started calling her that as well?

Here's my own take on this:
You only get to call me "darling" if you're in a romantic relationship with me.
Better address Obama as "Mr President" even if his wife would call him with a more tender name.
Parents/grandparents are allowed to call their daughters/granddaughters "princess". Nobody else is.
And if you aren't black, don't casually use the word "******". Except in talking about how it oughtn't be used.

Personally I find it a valid and helpful term - I use it to describe the sort of black-guy who not only encourages negative racial stereotypes against black people, but seems to thrive in it.

Barrack Obama cannot be called a Nngger, because he isn't one. He's just black.
Martin Luther King? Black.
The overwhelming majority of black people you meet everyday... black.

The retard who lives in downtown LA, joins up with a gang and shoots people? He's a ******. If he doesn't like being called a ******, he's free to stop selling drugs and shooting people. And before you jump up and down with your accusations of 'Hate crime!' I use a lot of terms like this; I use 'Yank' to refer to a negative-stereotype of your generic fat, stupid, half-inbred American. I use 'Scouser' to describe the stereotypical Liverpudlian who will steal the wheels of your car if you're stupid enough to stop at a red light in his city. I use lots of terms to describe negative stereotypes... and so long as you don't conform to those stereotypes, I don't see why that should bother you; I don't call thin people fat.

 

[yeah_so_no]

You can not wipe away and ignore hundreds of years of a terrible history because the ramifications upset your delicate sensibilities and ideas of fair. You can argue that is how things should be, but it is not, I'm afraid, how things are in reality, where "fair" and "simple takes" rarely, if ever, actually apply.

So because things are not as they should be, we shouldn't try to make it so? We should ignore the way things ought to be done, just because of a bunch of stupid, ignorant people who took a word, turned it into a belittling racial epithet?

The fact of the matter is, if YOU had done your homework - ****** (and I will use that word because I mean nothing by it, and it is racist of anybody to assume that I'm demeaning any of my friends with a different skin tone than I have) derives from the word niggard. Which means someone who is cheap, or ungenerous. Now, a bunch of stupid people a few hundred years ago decided it was funny to apply this word to black people because it is similar in its pronunciation to the word 'negro,' which is Latin for the color black.

I have white friends who use the word ******, but they don't use it specifically for black people. They use it to demean those who are stupid or ignorant, regardless of their color or ethnic history. So go ahead and rant about how its connotation is demeaning toward Black people. It's your right as an American. I won't stop you. But I WILL say that you need to realize not everyone who uses it thinks about it the same way.

Maybe if we start to understand each other's points of view, we can work together to build a better world for every-- wait, this is sounding a lot like something Yahtzee once said.

What?! Dude, "******" does NOT come from the word "niggard"--the two are completely separate etymologically. "******" comes from the French "negre," which was itself from the Spanish "negro," "black." And was a slur from the get-go in French, since the word for "black" in French is "noir."

"Niggard," on the other hand, is Middle English (originally "nyggard") and from the Scandinavian "nygg," meaning "stingy."

"******" and "niggard" have not been and are not in any way, shape, or form etymologically related to each other. AT ALL. YOU ARE WRONG, and it is in caps so you get it. Go look up both words in a dictionary and read the origins of the word.

There is a lot you need to learn about a lot more than you think.

 

[herr.Didi]

cheers mate! I kinda enjoyed it, but who knows, maybe I'm mentally sick.

 

[Halfbreed13]

But.. you said stripey ran away..... T.T

He did.
He ran straight into the pit, which I then jumped into and wrestled him to death.

*sob*

 

[Halfbreed13]

My take on this is very, very simple; if ****** is offensive, it's offensive whoever uses it.

Really? Let's see how well your logic holds in other situations.

So if I let my hypothetical wife address me as "darling", does that mean I must not be offended if you call me such?
Or for that matter, if Michelle Obama calls her husband "my love", does that mean that every reporter in the Press Room is similarly allowed to address the President with that?
Or if I call my (again hypothetical) adult daughter "princess", does that mean she wouldn't have a right to be offended if her coworkers started calling her that as well?

Here's my own take on this:
You only get to call me "darling" if you're in a romantic relationship with me.
Better address Obama as "Mr President" even if his wife would call him with a more tender name.
Parents/grandparents are allowed to call their daughters/granddaughters "princess". Nobody else is.
And if you aren't black, don't casually use the word "******". Except in talking about how it oughtn't be used.

IF I called your daughter princess, or wife darling, it might be innapropriate. But would I lose my job, be labeled a racist, and maybe be tried for hate crimes? No? Then stop comparing apples and nukes. Tons of people call others "love" and "Darling" with no romantic affiliation. Do you see them being harrassed out of their jobs? If you don't want people to use it, tell them that you don't like them using that word when referring to them. It is the biggest double standard in the US today. Right now, people don't have equal rights. I am not just talking about whites above blacks, but blacks above everyone.

 

[beethy]

I wanna thank some people here at the escapist since I got 40 more subscribers since my first post here.
Thanks guys. I'll be putting up more videos over the next few days.

 

[The Great JT]

Curse you, Quick Time Events Man!

 

[crazyjay321]

i couldnt stand the ignorant racist commentary. you said that there should be a war nowdays(the iraq war?)

 

[Bigulp]

Beautiful lol. I love the commentary adds a bit of spice. Your all so mean to poor beethy lol. Very good job. I'll keep watchin em

 

[smithy1234]

/b/ is a board on 4chan where basically anything goes.

It's what happens when you put together 15 year old script kiddies, 30 year old virgins and 50 year old pedophiles and let them post on a board anonymously and without moderation.

Hahaha, wow. You really hit the nail on the head!

And be kind to Mr.Beefy, he's just trying to make it in this big ol internet world.