The Cookie knows all

[Calobi]

I just got a blank piece of paper.

Still beats my empty cookie. I was so distraught at what that could mean until I realized I was worrying about how a cookie could affect my future.

Then I ate it. Showed that cookie who the boss is.

 

[BuckminsterF]

We apologize for the last cookie about "money problems" we left out the k
(actually a horoscope)

 

[jat112786]

<Error could not find file: Fortune18589>

EDIT: Oh sorry is this not a joke thread. In that case, i've got nothing I have not had a fortune cookie for years...

i always wonder if anyone actually got a fortune like this. probably make their day.
a good joke one i say

 

[jat112786]

I didn't get it personally, but a friend did and he kept it (and a few others):

Your fortune is in another cookie.

hahaha oh i got another good one today. "long lost things will be found soon" and i found my lost grinder

 

[skitzo van]

I had one where the message read, "the road to success is a lonely one" I think the cookie told me I'm gonna die alone.

 

[Halfbreed13]

"It is not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the Ocean."
Let that sink in for a minute.

 

[walkingdead127]

I got one the day before my math final that said "You will pass a difficult test."
I was so happy, then failed the test. No lie.