The cookie.

[Omegatronacles]

The premise is simple.

There is a cookie. The objective is to find a way to steal the cookie off the person above you.

So...

I launch a fireworks display to distract you all. I take the cookie and run.

 

[The Infinite]

I throw a Flashbang grenade to disorient you. I then steal the cookie.

 

[alexdulcianu]

...straight into my trap. You trip over a wire and before you know it, the cookie has changed hands. The getaway car pulls over, and I'm gone.

 

[Omegatronacles]

It turns out I'm your getaway driver. I grab the cookie and bail from the car.

Oh, and welcome to the Escapist

 

[The Infinite]

Oh but you didn't see in the adjacent train cab. I then proceed to trip you up smash your head into the alley wall and get away in my helicopter with the precious cookie.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I jump from the roof of a building, drag you out of the helicopter, and take the cookie. I parachute to safety

 

[The Infinite]

I take a set of flaming arrows and proceed to shoot down said hot air balloon. I then take the cookie from your charred body.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I take you out with a rocket propelled chainsaw and steal the cookie before making my getaway in a Smart Car. Anti-climactic exit for the win.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I ram a semi-trailer into your smart car. I grab the cookie, and jump down a nearby manhole.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I ninja the cookie back off you and jump down the manhole again

=)

 

[The Infinite]

I follow you into the sewers only to see you get eaten by a fabled Sewer croc. I then take the cookie out of the hand coming out of the crocs mouth and proceed to exit the sewers and get in the nearest taxi.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I chuck a couple of crocs down and wait for your unmanly screams to stop before taking the cookie

I unleash a whole clan of ninjas to take you out before getting the cookie back.

Edit: I make my getaway on the back of a dwarf riding a unicycle

 

[Omegatronacles]

I counter your ninja with other ninja, and steal the cookie back while you try to maintain your balance

 

[Steppin Razor]

You have played right into my hands as I am a champion dwarf tosser. I throw the dwarf at you and while he's biting your shins I run off with the cookie.

 

[Turbulenssi]

I sneak attack you with a flesh eating turtle and steal the precious cookie while you are being eaten by my all mighty turtle.

 

[alexdulcianu]

You forgot about the dwarf though, and he's MY undercover ninja. He karate-kicks you in the face and hides the cookie in his beard until he reaches me and hands it over.


PS: Thanks for the warm greeting.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I point out that "Champion Dwarf Tosser" could have a secondary, unsanitary meaning. While you think about the mental image that creates, I grab the cookie and run into the forest.

 

[alexdulcianu]

You get out of the forest without the cookie, because you never noticed the elf who stole it from you. That elf, was me.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I burn the forest down and take my slightly burnt cookie back. Once again I enlist the aid of dwarf-powered transportation and shackle him to a sled to pull me to safety.

Also, welcome to The Escapist and enjoy your stay on this slightly more intelligent corner of the internet. There's something about a basement and staying out of it but I'm sure you'll run into [user]TheNamlessGuy[/user] eventually and he'll give you the speech.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I dig a pit trap in front of your dwarf. Once he falls in I steal the cookie and use my boots of escaping [http://www.viddler.com/explore/axemaster/videos/57/]