The Coolest Man Who Ever Lived

[GonzoGamer]

Of course it depends on what your definition of cool is but for me it always means comfortably aloof. Someone who can take in everything the world throws at them and cope without losing it.
My vote would go to Tom Waits and this clip is a great example of why:

"You choke my days, I'll choke yours."


Who would you vote for?

 

[dragonslayer32]

Chuck Norris, for obvious reasons...

 

[L4hlborg]

Obvious Chuck Norris aside, the commentator dude in the Halo games.

He's voice is just plain epic, he never says anything boring and the way he says yoink wins too much, considering you just stole someone's hard earned assassination.

 

[vanthebaron]

1: norris is a punk
2: al pacino

 

[AssassinJoe]

Jackie Chan.

Don't question it! I think he's a really cool guy.

 

[FrostyChick]

Allow me to introduce you to...

Spoiler: Professor Badass

 

[SoloStoffe]

Grigori Rasputin.

Healed a prince, slept with the queen of russia, and could survive a crapload of bullets?

Yeah.

 

[Durgiun]

HARLAN ELLISON.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Christopher Walken

 

[EatPieYes]

My vote would go to Tom Waits

Hey, you kinda ninja'd me in the first post. Tom Waits was the first guy that sprang to mind reading the topic.

 

[Durgiun]

Jackie Chan.

Don't question it! I think he's a really cool guy.

I think Tuxedo is a pretty cool guy. Eh climbs bulidings and doesn't afraid of anything.

Five bucks to anyone who got the reference.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Jackie Chan.

Don't question it! I think he's a really cool guy.

I think Tuxedo is a pretty cool guy. Eh climbs bulidings and doesn't afraid of anything.

Five bucks to anyone who got the reference.

Oh my god! i remember seeing that film when i was like...8! I barely remember half of it though.

The coolest guy who ever lived...hmmm...samuel L. jackson.

muthafucka.

 

[MegaMannZero]

SMITTY WERBEN JAGER-MAN JENSEN, HE WAS #1.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

double post sorry :c

please accept this kitten as compensation

*big picture*

Spoiler

 

[2733]

Me of course,

why?

because when I walk in the woods, bears play dead hoping I will leave them alone.

 

[Imp Poster]

I am going to go with Billy Dee Williams

 

[manythings]

If we are talking real people, The White Death. (He fought the soviets in... Sweden? Finland? Look him up, his life is the definition of insane badass)

Fictional character, Commander Shepherd... also South Park Jesus is pretty bad ass.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Brian May. Rock Guitarist/Astrophysicist. Plus he has cool hair.

James Randi is also cool. He's a magician, science advocate, gas a neat beard, discredits televangelists, and toured with Alice Cooper.