The Counterpoint to you?

[Vrex360]

Okay this was a thread made at pure random but with all the threads made about personal reflection over the last few days I decided to make this thread on a sheer gambit. Here's the idea, take a look at yourself right now as you are. Both physically and personality wise as well as status in this community or in your own life. I want you to try to imagine what would happen if someone flipped that on it's head and now you were looking at the complete opposite of yourself both physically and mentally.
What would the counterpoint to you look like?

For my own example I'll just say whoever this person is that is the opposite of me would be short, scrawny, hating of Halo, bad grammer, not a gamer, uninterested in movies, loving alchohol and clubbing, chatting up women and treating them like objects, have a low brow sense of humour, heavily religious and very dumb. That's the counterpoint to me anyway.... how about you?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Well he'd probably be wearing clothes

EDIT: god that was a bad joke

 

[dweomermaster]

i'd be an illiterate pop music loving chick who'd wear pink, never listen to metal music and would detest horror/gore movies... *shudder* what a nightmare!!

 

[Xanadeas]

Lets see, he'd be short, thin, red eyes (mine are blue/green), probably be black or white. He'd be loud, disrespectful, cruel, stupid, love sports, hate reading, hate video games, hate anime... Hate roleplaying and probably be straight. He'd be an extrovert, would love drinking, smoking, doing drugs, partying, large crowds of people... I could go on really. Oh and he'd probably be a cat person. D<

 

[Abedeus]

I find it funny that you say "bad grammer" and then say "alchohol".

I just like the taste of irony mixed with self-ownage.

 

[chaosfenrir]

Dumb. VERY athletic, hate music, slightly above average in height, hate people, cruel, hate video games hate anime, focused and hardworking, gay, zero morals, hates parents, likes dogs, white hair/skin/eyes...

etc

 

[Vrex360]

I find it funny that you say "bad grammer" and then say "alchohol".

I just like the taste of irony mixed with self-ownage.

Not bad grammer, that's bad spelling. It's a problem I have that my fingers move faster than my brain when I type and I constantly make errors because of it. My mind just goes nuts as I have so very many things I want to say at once. Often I'm thinking about one word halfway through typing another and I look down and see that I made a mix of two words at once.

So yeah one more counterpoint to me, he would type very little and very slowly.

 

[Smudge91]

mine would be a runway super model who hates alcohol and loves big crowds and drugs. Also she'd be really rich.

 

[scrambledeggs]

He'd be unattractive, cleanly shaven and a moron.

 

[Shycte]

Something like 50 Cent.

Which makes me awesome.

 

[Abedeus]

I find it funny that you say "bad grammer" and then say "alchohol".

I just like the taste of irony mixed with self-ownage.

Not bad grammer, that's bad spelling. It's a problem I have that my fingers move faster than my brain when I type and I constantly make errors because of it. My mind just goes nuts as I have so very many things I want to say at once. Often I'm thinking about one word halfway through typing another and I look down and see that I made a mix of two words at once.

So yeah one more counterpoint to me, he would type very little and very slowly.

I write fast and without looking at the keyboard.

And you constantly write "grammer" instead of "grammar", so it's not just spelling.

 

[Abedeus]

I write fast and without looking at the keyboard.

And you constantly write "grammer" instead of "grammar", so it's not just spelling.

Erm, I'm fairly certain that still falls under "spelling."

Spelling errors stop being spelling errors when you make them on purpose/out of ignorance.

Wrieting liek tihs counts as "spelling errors". Or failing.

 

[REvolve]

Mine would be a kind, sensitive and caring person.

 

[Daedalus1942]

I guess "she" (opposite sex) would enjoy rap, hate videogames, have no interest in sound production, hate comic books, would be extremely overweight, and wouldn't be afraid of hospitals or underwater levels in videogames.
Also, she'd eat extremely unhealthily and would own a Wii.

 

[Emeli]

Wow, my opposite. What an interesting creature she'd be.

Well, physically she'd be skinny but plain, with well behaved blonde hair and a fake tan. She'd wear jewelry and have long, well groomed nails.

She wouldn't be very smart and would have no sense of humour, but she'd relate easily to people and make friends at the drop of a hat. She'd be very religious, and have strict thoughts of homosexuality and premarital sex, but at the heart of it she would care more about upholding rules than being a good person. She'd come from a small family.

She'd love sports, be healthy and active. She'd have a really specific taste in music and movies, love chick flicks and country music. She'd probably love school, too.

 

[Kollega]

He would be like extremely buff and stupid version of MaxTheReaper.

 

[Custard_Angel]

I'd be looking at my girlfriend... Only she'd be blonde and into cats. Seriously:

I'm male... She's female (phew).
I'm on the thin side of average... She's on the larger side of average.
I'm on the tall side of average... She's on the short side of average.
I'm brunette... She's... also brunette.
I'm studying Pharmaceutical Science... She's studying Arts/Media.
I'm introverted... She's extraverted.
I'm into computers... She's into people.
I'm into British comedy... She's into American drama.
I can drink large amounts of alcohol... She can't drink more than 2 without reaching the tipsy stage.
I'm a PC... She's a Mac (literally... She bought a Macbook for her uni work... At first I was like... But then I...).
I love dogs... She loves dogs.
I wear my jeans repeatedly... She takes pride in physical appearance, planning what to wear and basing her outfit on the people present at any event.
I enjoy my couch... She would love to be more active (we sometimes compromise by being active on the couch OH YEAH I TOTALLY WENT THERE).

How we're together at all is a mystery and a series of incidents too baffling to be described. All I know is that we've been together 2 years now and I wouldn't trade her for the cure for cancer. Screw the world. I love her.

 

[Kiutu]

Jack Thompson.

 

[Custard_Angel]

OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I'M NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

 

[RanD00M]

A short,thin,peppy,non gaming,metal hating female.