The Dante's Inferno Test

[Deathlord665]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Wooooh limbo

 

[Sethzard]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

 

[The87Italians]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

Looks like I'll be spending my time in Purgatory or Limbo. That's not to bad.

 

[Srrrh]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

Pretty much everything except treacherous and greedy. I can't decide whether or not to be offended...nah

 

[Aidinthel]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Low

Yeah, about what I expected. Being atheist will do that. I am a bit confused how there can be a "Virtuous non-believers" category when non-belief is defined as evil.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High


Damn I'm a bit of an asshole, oh well each their own.

 

[NnyTheV]

Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

 

[CliveMurdoc626]

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Meh.

 

[Wierdguy]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

And away I go - Good news is ill spend eternity beeing tortured alongside some of the people i respect the most in this world - could be worse =p

 

[Blue_vision]

Purgatory- Repenting Believers: Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Level 2 Lustful: Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis, Heretics: Low
Level 7 Violent: Low
Level 8- the Malebolge: Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus, Treacherous: Low

I'm not very surprised at that. The big thing that got me was just not being Christian, so perhaps a non-partisan afterlife would be kinder to me. I'm guessing my Moderate in Purgatory is my non-Christian religious-ness.

 

[torzath]

Moderate

Dang, I got the seventh level. I don't even consider myself a violent person.

 

[Zhadramekel]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

 

[Zhadramekel]

Well I've got a lot to look forward to:
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

 

[Faladorian]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

Hehehe good thing there's no afterlife.

 

[RedMagic]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Apparently I'm going to the city of Dis! Sweet, I need a vacation!

 

[Altorin]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

I think most people here will probably be heavily into Level 6, as it's where atheists tend to go, but according to this, I get to go to the windy city first and get my penis eaten off by a dog, and then I am forced to eat excrement for several eternities.

 

[Raven_Operative]

Lust FTW

Why does this remind me of a joke I heard a while back...

Spoiler: The Joke

An atheist dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself "I know I lead a wild life but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this." Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
Counselor: What's the problem, you look depressed?
Atheist: Well, what do you think? I'm in hell.
Counselor: Hell's not so bad, we actually have a lot of fun. Do you like to drink?
Atheist: Sure, I love to drink.
Counselor: Well then, you are going to love Mondays. On Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much a you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays. Do you smoke?
Atheist: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Counselor: You are going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is smoke day. You get to smoke the finest cigars and best cigarettes available anywhere. And you smoke to your heart's desire without worrying about cancer because you are already dead! Is that great or what? You are going to love Tuesdays. Do you do drugs?
Atheist: Well in my younger days I experimented a little.
Counselor: You are going to love Wednesdays. That's drug day. You can experiment with any drug you want and you don't have to worry about overdoses or getting hooked because you are already dead. You are going to love Wednesdays. Do you gamble?
Atheist: Yes, I love to gamble.
Counselor: You are going to love Thursdays because we gamble all day and night -- black jack, craps, poker, slots, horse races, everything! You are going to love Thursdays. Are you gay?
Atheist: Uhh...no.
Counselor: Oh , you're gonna hate Fridays...

 

[MarkusWolfe]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

 

[DarkShadow144]

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

hey Dis was very pretty in the dante's inferno game, sounds like fun!
is it just me or are most of us going to Dis? Oh well, See ya there!