"The Daring Heist Thread!"

[pyrosaw]

I'm sure we all have had at least one thought about it. You and your buffy's(Or professinal Thieves) rob a casino in a overlycomplicated way with explosions, disguises, little chinese acrobatics, etc. In this thread, you can explain your master plan to rob that elaborately made casino sercurity, and make off with millions.

Mine: So, there will be around six of us, my friend will dress up like a sad clown to distract the guards, while my other, faster friend will trip all the alarms and run into a "convient" ballpit, while me and two friends will steal the money, and quickly run to my friend dressed as Santa, we'll her sleigh over the sunset scott-free.

 

[tomtom94]

Mine: Basically, like the beginning of The Dark Knight, but we kill everyone in the bank rather than let one of them make an awesome cameo and nearly kill us.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Well, my plan would be rather straightforward. Several guys would dress up as employees, and use awesome ass-kicking skills, tasers, and lockpicks to disable anyone in the way, infiltrate the building silently, and get to the house safe as quickly as possible. At this point, they would plant a metric crapload of plastic explosives on the ceiling, and make a hole just large enough for the safe.

This is when I come in in a helicopter, piloted by the comic relief guy. He makes some snarky comment about how stupid this idea is. I then say something equally funny and twice as badass. At this point, the hatch opens up, I turn to the others on the chopper (our plucky mechanic and quiet doctor), put on a stupid-looking hat and goggles, and say something to the effect of "Time for some thrilling heroics" (cookie for reference). I leap down through the hole in the roof attached to a harness. I hook the line on the harness to the safe, give the signal, and more lines fall down for the infiltration team to grab onto. Funny pilot guy reels us in and takes off, leaving the entire casino/bank/Best Buy/church bewildered in the wake of our shock-and-awe thieving tactics.

I, too, have thought about this.