The Dead Sea Scrolls.

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silver wolf009

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So here is the set up.

The year is 2030. Time travel has been invented, but is new enough that only the scientists who invented it have the resources and expertiese to use it. You are one of these scientists.

One day you decide to pull a little prank on history, you set the time machine back thousands of years and arrive in the past, back when the dead sea scrolls have just recently been hidden, using information from the future you find the cave and excevate the jar containing the scrolls and.......

The year 1946

"finally! we can understand the secrets of the scrolls!"
"What does it say?"
"It says......"

Well escapist? What did you write or draw?

My responses:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


For added effect a greeting card that plays it:


Scientology is the one true religion, you will know what I mean is a few decades.


(leave this in the jar)

If you are reading this, the ring is no longer safe, and the secret has been revealed. They will catch its scent sooner or later, you need to take this burden and destroy it. Cast it in the fires of Mt Doom. God speed.
 

hawkeye52

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write a diary of a normal bloke who decides to try and see how popular he can get by telling everyone that he can hear voices from god and travel around the middle east saying this until he slowly starts to turn mad until he himself believes these voices are real and are from god and starts seriously preaching this.

then sign it jesus christ