The Death Game

[Dastardos]

Force Chocked by the Sith

 

[Neonbob]

You accidentally hit the lightsaber ignition switch one morning instead of your alarm clock, and a lightsaber stabs you in the head.
Damn suicidal ninja!

Ummm...
You shoot yourself in the head, but that does not kill you. Instead, it destroys the part of your brain most involved in making decisions. With that gone, you decide it would be a good idea to play chicken with a train...and you don't move.

 

[ThreeWords]

Attempts to nuke the whales, but decides to hang around to watch the show

 

[goatzilla8463]

you get your goolies bitten off by this bad boy.

 

[TaborMallory]

Casts Plague and orders the zerglings to clean up the stragglers.

 

[Letsrock456]

Drows in the drool from his avatar

 

[gjkdioepppp]

choked to death by restrainsts.

 

[Dorchucks]

hit over the head with a guitar until dead.

 

[Aloran]

Forget to put up walls in your anti-zombie zone and quite promptly get munched on

 

[goatzilla8463]

Is raped and eaten by who seems to be hannibel lector

 

[prinxess]

You swallow and choke to death on your avatar.

(Mine can't be that hard)

 

[goatzilla8463]

Um.........can't put my finger on this.........oh yeah.

[HEADING=1]BOMB[/HEADING]

 

[ThreeWords]

Goes on a war against the entire whole of creation, and receives a severe owning, possibly because of the refusal to hire any vehicles, troops, or even a weapon

"When I say I hate everything, I mean everything!"

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

You accidentally hit the lightsaber ignition switch one morning instead of your alarm clock, and a lightsaber stabs you in the head.
Damn suicidal ninja!

Ummm...
You shoot yourself in the head, but that does not kill you. Instead, it destroys the part of your brain most involved in making decisions. With that gone, you decide it would be a good idea to play chicken with a train...and you don't move.

WOO HOO THE DEATH GAME IS BACK ALIVE!!!!!
Achivment unlocked-Back up and running!
trophy unlocked-Neonbob would be proud!

 

[Ashbax]

You are ravaged vicously by a strange grey monster, Who proceeds to rape your corpse...Then someone from star trek shows up randomly and warps to the moon.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Whats dis? Oh, A explosive flag eh?
BOOM Your dead.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Someone uses the search bar! But it turns out to be a Halo installation.

You and everyone else within 3 radii of the galactic center, die, as planned.

 

[Neonbob]

The blob on top of your head slowly grows until it is larger than you, and it begins to digest you.

 

[the Tadman]

The whales survive the nukeing and are very angry, they rip your body apart.

 

[MasterSqueak]

You get omnomnomed by the monstar.