pay google to have every search result for an entire day come up as a picture of me in an olympic sized pool full of hundred dollar bills with the two hottest gold-digger girlfriends and a caption say "a ha ha, I don't deserve any of this". Thus cementing my place as the biggest asshole of the 21st century
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let somebody more qualified run Micro$oft and get rich
EDIT: adn smoke cuban cigars rolled in 5000$ bills
EDIT: adn smoke cuban cigars rolled in 5000$ bills
I would get these band to play in Iceland.
Opeth
SlipKnot
Napalm Death
Carcass
Behemoth
Marduk
Danzig
Ac/Dc
Gorgoroth
Belphegor
And then I would just do stuff I've always wanted to do.Like go to Japan,attend Wacken Open Air festival,get a behemoth of a PC,buy all the games that I wanted,make the creators of DearS and Girls Bravo to make a better ending to both series.
Opeth
SlipKnot
Napalm Death
Carcass
Behemoth
Marduk
Danzig
Ac/Dc
Gorgoroth
Belphegor
And then I would just do stuff I've always wanted to do.Like go to Japan,attend Wacken Open Air festival,get a behemoth of a PC,buy all the games that I wanted,make the creators of DearS and Girls Bravo to make a better ending to both series.
"You're a funny man."
"I am being completely serious."
"...
...
HOLY **** ON A SANDWICH. WITH A SIDE ORDER OF ****"
"I am being completely serious."
"...
...
HOLY **** ON A SANDWICH. WITH A SIDE ORDER OF ****"
If I was told to just go crazy with then I would make pokémon real,what?I'm the richest person alive I can afford to have fun and just to make sure I don't go bankrupt I'd close down the Xbox division and buy out Nintendo, why?
1.Pokémon is a Nintendo product so I'd need to avoid legal issues
2. Nintendo probably so much money that right now everyone working there could go on a free paid vacation to the moon and they'd still be somehow making money.
1.Pokémon is a Nintendo product so I'd need to avoid legal issues
2. Nintendo probably so much money that right now everyone working there could go on a free paid vacation to the moon and they'd still be somehow making money.
I would buy everything on my amazon wish list, then proceed to move as far away from here as possible.
I wouldn't give any away to charity, maybe because I'm a scrupulous bastard.
I'd buy sports cars. Love cars. And Super bikes. Hayabusa, even though they're chunky.
And I'd have the stupid limit removed on the Australian bikes. Did you know the Hayabusa is limited to 300km/h? It's true.
I wonder if anyone has ever actually made the engine overrev though.. o.0
I'd buy sports cars. Love cars. And Super bikes. Hayabusa, even though they're chunky.
And I'd have the stupid limit removed on the Australian bikes. Did you know the Hayabusa is limited to 300km/h? It's true.
I wonder if anyone has ever actually made the engine overrev though.. o.0
Begin plotting on how to take over the world.
Maybe go to Greece and see in what ways their government would humiliate themselves for a bit of green.
Maybe go to Greece and see in what ways their government would humiliate themselves for a bit of green.
