The earth has about four years left

[liveslowdiefast]

Eat all the donuts.

You sir are a genuis, and i don't really know probley pull the whole i want to spend my last years with you thing with my girl friend, but i think i might go to New Zealand and spend my last years there, amazing place it is.

 

[Zorg Machine]

Commit murder and rap.....I mean, be a better person and spend time with my family and friends...

Seriously though, I would continue like always because I am certain that I will never die so I have nothing to worry about.

 

[RA92]

First off, when the LHC turned on, it did exactly what it was supposed to, and anyone who took physics in high school would know that it couldn't do anything else.

And thus another soul claimed by the propaganda of the Liberal Media!

Of course, the most sensible thing to do would be... to fire up the LHC again and create another black hole! The two black holes would eat up each other and their effects would be nullified! And then we'll have Half Life 2 Episode 3 to celebrate!

[sub]That's how Physics work... right?[/sub]

 

[zehydra]

If everyone knew for certain that the world would end in say... A years time, all work would halt. I'd just enjoy life, And spend as much time with my friends and girlfriend as physically possible.

if all work halted, you would see a massive famine.

Yes, there would be a complete breakdown of society if the world was about to end.

I'd wager a large chunk of the world's population wouldn't even make it to the end.

 

[Bealzibob]

I'd go back to bed, going be a long night tbh.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Go to college.

What? my applications are done so i might as well die with a degree.....
plus it could be pretty fun. i could get laid.....maybe.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

sustained Black hole which would eat the earth out

I'm sure someone else has noticed this, but this made me lol.

Anyway, yeah, no, LHC is pointless doomsday nonsense because if it even worked its still not gonna destroy us all.

Clowns will do that

 

[vivalahelvig]

Eat all the donuts.

So it was YOU who ate all the donuts!
cookie for reference(not really)

OT: Well, i doubt that unless Gordon Freeman is there, they will create a black hole.

 

[The Funslinger]

I don't see the point in being an unwarranted dick to people. I get no enjoyment out of it.

I would probably just put aside all prior engagements and enjoy all the pleasures of life (sex, alcohol, yummeh foods, etc.)

 

[darksakul]

If I understand the theory correctly with artificial Black holes, these objects are tiny (in terms of mass not size), even to us. And the Larger the mass is the stronger the gravity becomes. hence a tiny object as very small amounts of gravity (see Newtons laws of Gravity). According to physicist Stephen Hawking, all Black holes slowly degrade giving out a type of radiation called (get this) Hawking radiation. So this artificial black hole the LHC makes is made out of only a few hundred particles, which will fizz out in less than a moment. Natural occurring Black holes do not fizzle out as quickly because they were one red giant stars which collapse, and it takes time (billions of years)for that mass to fizzle out.

Long story short, any Black Holes the LHC can produce would be too small to last very long and would be unable to harm the planet.

 

[MikhailGH]

I guess I would still be playing, something. Yeah... XD

 

[O maestre]

get a 3D tv seems as if it would be the most sensible thing to do

then kidnap people

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

sustained Black hole which would eat the earth out

I'm sure someone else has noticed this, but this made me lol.

Anyway, yeah, no, LHC is pointless doomsday nonsense because if it even worked its still not gonna destroy us all.

Clowns will do that

I noticed it when I wrote it, made me lol as well so I kept it in.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Spend the time recruiting a team of specialists to save the world. Bruce Willis, Matt Damon, Jackie Chan, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, and the voice cast of Dragonball Z why not. This will be our team that will.... something something something... save the world!

And if i cant recruit em, well im most likely just gonna carry on with my life without any worry of some stupid unlickly to happen black hole anyways. And if it does, deal with it when it does, which wont be too likely possible anyways (unless you have this team of course)

May I add that your team is missing one vital element,

Where the hell is Chuck Norris?

Alternatively you could just recruit the world's fattest people to go and clog up the black hole..

Course im not missing chuck norris, he would think the matter would be too trivial. He would rather just take over another planet somewhere and spawn an entirely new race of beings. Anyway hes just as likely to cause a black hole by defeating the black hole, or else a much worse fate, just outa boredom of having ended a threat. When ur at the top, what else is there to do?

hmm.. you make a good point, he's probably busy anyway, impregnating the giant-breasted women of the Amazon and whatnot..

 

[Maze1125]

Walk into that place and multiply by zero. That should cancel it out. Nobel Prize please.

You fail, multiplying by zero is possible, it's dividing you're thinking of. *takes your nobel prize*

No, you "fail".

A black hole is a singularity.
A singularity is eventually division by zero.
Therefore, multiplication by zero is exactly what is needed to cancel a black hole out.

 

[Davey Woo]

If the world does end in 4 years, I'd be in no fit state to feel like I missed an opportunity so I guess I'll just carry on as normal.

 

[pyrosaw]

Fours year to go, and I still don't have a girlfriend. Damn those pretty boys.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Probably give up gaming(gasp!). Then just see what there is to see around the world. When the time came to enter the black hole, I would do it with a smile on my face. I had see everything there is in this world, might as well see if anything is after it. Also, some scientists believe that Black Holes are wormholes, so there is a chance we could all end up on the planet of Sexy Beer Maids!

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Walk into that place and multiply by zero. That should cancel it out. Nobel Prize please.

You genius!

 

[chuckman1]

Heroine, tons and tons of heroine.
Then after overdosing find out in hell that it was all bs and be very mad.