The Earth is Flat!

Crazy_Dude

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EightGaugeHippo said:
darkfire613 said:
Landover Baptist is a joke. It's a satirical site making fun of super-devout Christians.
This

I thought for a while that LOB was real, but I soon caught on.
I already assumed the arguments given in the article are just idiotic and I hoped it was a joke else I would a little more faith in humanity.
 

sp86

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Poe's Law. No matter how outrageous a manufactured belief is, there is someone who holds it in earnest.
 

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Rathcoole said:
Lies!!! the earth is flat these tests prove it beyond all doubt. Go on test them yourself they all check out. It makes perfect sense. Who you going to believe a bunch of highly trained scientists with so called "evidence" or a group of religous man with god on there side?
I just shook my head when I read this. I'll believe the people who know which "there" homophone to use...

Pretty funny comment and beats the many repetitive ones but still.

Oh yeah and the bulging isn't that slight according to my geographer/geologist friend. Apparently the beaches in Ecuador are further away from the centre of the Earth than the peak of Everest. Could check it; not going to.
 

e102ewan

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If you're in a train and you jump than you land at the spot where you jumped so that theory about why we should move because the Earth is spinning complteley falls apart.
 

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Ldude893 said:
Landover Baptist Church is an example of Poe's law and it's almost indistinguishable from fact. If you want the real idiots, find them here:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

I think this can be safely solved by sending everyone who believes in such an idea to space and make them orbit the Earth at least once. That or give the Earth a spin on Google Earth.
This.

Why has no-one else mentioned these buggers?
 

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Satirical or not, there was a forum I found once that had people who genuinely believed it. The entire forum was for people who believed in a flat Earth. They were all people who hadn't been outside of their towns/villages and thought books were just the government's way of trying to brainwash you.
 

Rathcoole

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strobe said:
Rathcoole said:
Lies!!! the earth is flat these tests prove it beyond all doubt. Go on test them yourself they all check out. It makes perfect sense. Who are you going to believe a bunch of highly trained scientists with so called "evidence" or a group of religous man with god on their side?
I just shook my head when I read this. I'll believe the people who know which "there" homophone to use...

Fixed. I am usually pretty careful with my words. Oh well nobody is perfect.
 

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e2density said:
I like the jump part, because the Earth is so large that the 1000mph isn't really enough to effect us xD...


Unless we could perform a single one hour long jump...

And I like your answer...even IF that stuff would work-just a second in the air would let you land 0.27 miles away from the place where you jumped and that should be enough to show that the earth rotates/moves.
 

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snip-tastic
Well that is really quite an infuriating post by the Reverend, even if it is satire, because somewhere in the world there is someone who is crazy/stupid/devout enough to consider it true.

But this is about proving it wrong, and I have not only a simple but ancient method of proving the Earth's spherical nature.

When you look at a ship coming over the horizon (hint) you will at first only see the crow's nest, then the sail, then finally the main hull of the ship. If the world was flat, then you would see all of the ship all the time, and not only that, but on a clear day you would be able to see the port they came from if it was in line of sight.

But you can't, hence the world is round.
 

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viking97 said:
lol thats pretty epic. although i think there still is some ACTUAL flat earthers somewhere in the middle east, i'm not sure how they defend their argument, but probably something like that.only in a sexy accent.
I don't know about you guys, but if someone read this to me in a sexy accent I would believe them.
 

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Nocta-Aeterna said:
Ldude893 said:
Landover Baptist Church is an example of Poe's law and it's almost indistinguishable from fact. If you want the real idiots, find them here:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

I think this can be safely solved by sending everyone who believes in such an idea to space and make them orbit the Earth at least once. That or give the Earth a spin on Google Earth.
This.

Why has no-one else mentioned these buggers?
Those guys are nothing but trolls. All you have to do is search their history with the word "troll" and there you go. Ask them to shoot an arrow straight up in the air and stand there. PROBLEM SOLVED! One way or another. XP
 

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darkfire613 said:
Landover Baptist is a joke. It's a satirical site making fun of super-devout Christians.
Yes, and there have already been a lot of threads about them here. But there are always more people who have not found out about them or caught on.
 

YukoValis

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I admit the post looks very fake, made up just for laughs.. but I have this small worry that's it can be real. That people actually believe the earth is flat. The comments on that page don't do much to ease said worry.

It's so easy to figure out the world is round just by looking at the phases of the moon. The shadow is always round, never a small slit, never flat.
 

Azdron

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Generic Gamer said:
Problem is that they think "I can't believe people are this stupid" and don't really follow that thought to it's logical conclusion.
Unfortunately, Most of us CAN believe people can be that stupid. And I for one am able to believe people are EVEN dumber than this. From whence comes much of this threads conflict. If we could have a little more faith in our fellow man this would be immediately recognized as the joke it is and be hilarious. Instead its a disturbing satire of an uncomfortable truth that sits malignant in society. Also, everyone fails Physics forever.
 

Nouw

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It is satire but that idiocy and trolling is something that we hardly see anymore. Let's just put that 'theory' down forever shall we?