The Erin Stout School of Problem Solving

[Arif_Sohaib]

I understand Western society to a great extent but why this fear of spiders?
Our response is to pick it up in a cloth or paper and throw it outside the house(they are ignored almost completely in classes or offices). Or just avoid contact. They are more afraid of you than you are of them(unless its one of those giant Australian ones that do charge at humans, The Sydney Funnel Web).
http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/

 

[Souplex]

Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait!
Wait?
Mini-Moll has a name?

 

[DaRigger420]

Did someone say BUG?

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[Renegade-pizza]

Holy crap!! It's on her back! Look look! Then call 911

 

[OfficialJab]

Is Erin dressed as Han Solo?

 

[The Lugz]

Found a spider under a work table in the garage. Thing was the size of a half-dollar, and fucking CHARGED me.

That pistol is NOT big enough. I honestly considered napalm for a while there.

Size a fucking half-dollar!?

Also, who would give Erin a gun? Thats like through gasoline onto a fire.

tut tut, how rude. firing off a tank in a populated area
at-least borrow my silencer:

i agree, erin needs a shotgun at least.

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

I'd cuddle it to death 0-o

 

[DugMachine]

I understand Western society to a great extent but why this fear of spiders?
Our response is to pick it up in a cloth or paper and throw it outside the house(they are ignored almost completely in classes or offices). Or just avoid contact. They are more afraid of you than you are of them(unless its one of those giant Australian ones that do charge at humans, The Sydney Funnel Web).
http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/

You can't explain phobias. Shit just scares people for no reason sometimes. For example, I'm actually quite fond of spiders but put me in a room with a big nasty roach and I will have a damn nervous breakdown and either run like hell or go hulk on the damn thing.

 

[Something Amyss]

"Unorthodox"? I find that's the way most women react to spiders.
That or get a man to deal with it.

A man with a gun, preferably.

Erin has access to firearms?

Now that is Whack!!!! Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't everyone know she regularly hallucinates about video game characters? Brrrr!!!!

How the hell else is she going to defend herself from Duke Nukem's advances?

 

[Orbot_Vectorman]

Poor spider, I can only hope its death is painless. D:

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Yikes, something tells me this won't end well...

 

[BX3]

Erin doesn't own bug spray... but what she does have is a particular set of skills....

 

[tangoprime]

Erin has access to firearms?

Now that is Whack!!!! Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't everyone know she regularly hallucinates about video game characters? Brrrr!!!!

Never mind the hallucinations. Erin isn't exactly stable even without them, so yeah I too find it worrysome that anyone would allow her access to firearms.

ATF Form 4473 (completed whenever buying firearms from an FFL in the United States regardless of state), Item 11f. "Have you ever been adjudicated mentally defective (explaination) OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution? YES/NO

I think Erin may have fibbed a little, lol

 

[albear]

How can i enrol at this school?

 

[lacktheknack]

The best part is the look of mild concern barely creasing Mol's face.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Taking on a spider with only one gun? This will not end well.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Found a spider under a work table in the garage. Thing was the size of a half-dollar, and fucking CHARGED me.

That pistol is NOT big enough. I honestly considered napalm for a while there.

Size a fucking half-dollar!?

Also, who would give Erin a gun? Thats like through gasoline onto a fire.

A half dollar is nothing. Huntsman spiders get to be the size of your /hand/. I kill the things with airsoft guns, because bugspray just makes them mad, and trying to crush them with a broom/shoe usually winds up with them getting away, because they're fast little buggers. They don't have an instinct to run away from an airsoft gun -- there have been times where I've actually hit them non-lethally a couple of times before the killing blow without them running away, because the instinct seems to be to freeze in a case like that.

In case you want nightmares (or come from Australia, like these Spiders. We have Australian spiders in Florida, be afraid -- although not too afraid, since they're not poisonous)

Spoiler: here you go

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

"Unorthodox"? I find that's the way most women react to spiders.
That or get a man to deal with it.

I pick them up in my hands and put them outside. :| But then I do live in a country where they are not dangerous at all.

 

[WanderingFool]

Found a spider under a work table in the garage. Thing was the size of a half-dollar, and fucking CHARGED me.

That pistol is NOT big enough. I honestly considered napalm for a while there.

Size a fucking half-dollar!?

Also, who would give Erin a gun? Thats like through gasoline onto a fire.

A half dollar is nothing. Huntsman spiders get to be the size of your /hand/. I kill the things with airsoft guns, because bugspray just makes them mad, and trying to crush them with a broom/shoe usually winds up with them getting away, because they're fast little buggers. They don't have an instinct to run away from an airsoft gun -- there have been times where I've actually hit them non-lethally a couple of times before the killing blow without them running away, because the instinct seems to be to freeze in a case like that.

In case you want nightmares (or come from Australia, like these Spiders. We have Australian spiders in Florida, be afraid -- although not too afraid, since they're not poisonous)

Spoiler: here you go

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!


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